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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #15 on: Jun 07, 2012, 04:44:03 PM »
Quote from: Vincegamer on Jun 04, 2012, 09:42:56 AM
Another I actually pulled off was in a tennis match where I was losing (cause I am really not good at tennis) and I started laughing.
Opponent asked why I was laughing and I said "because I know something you don't." He asked "what?" I said "I am not left-handed!" and flipped the racket over to my right hand and served an ace!
(I am right-handed but I play tennis lefty for reasons to long and boring to explain)
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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #16 on: Jun 07, 2012, 06:21:21 PM »
I'm here to chew bubblegum...
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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #17 on: Jun 07, 2012, 06:43:27 PM »
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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #18 on: Jun 07, 2012, 09:10:05 PM »
I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.

-The Thing (1982)
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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #19 on: Jun 07, 2012, 09:44:16 PM »
"He's not the messiah..."
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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #20 on: Jun 07, 2012, 09:49:10 PM »
"I will take you places where you have never been, I will show you things that you have never seen, and I will see the life run out of you."  Ghost Story.
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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #21 on: Jun 07, 2012, 11:01:18 PM »
Henry Spencer: So I just, uh... I just cut them up like regular chickens?
Mr. X: Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens.

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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #22 on: Jun 09, 2012, 09:03:57 AM »
Every line Kurgan said in Highlander; granted that was more about the delivery than the lines themselves.

Especially.

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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #23 on: Jun 10, 2012, 02:33:30 PM »
Take yer pick;
Galaxy Quest (The original show)
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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #24 on: Jun 10, 2012, 04:11:30 PM »
"Let's get out of here"
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« Reply #25 on: Jun 10, 2012, 07:41:38 PM »
"How do you shoot The Devil in the back? What if you miss?"  -The Usual Suspects

Jim Cunningham: Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places...
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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #26 on: Jun 11, 2012, 07:18:29 AM »
From Pinepple Express -  James Franco "Whaaat? ... Fuck Jeff Goldblum,  man"

fuck Jeff Goldblum


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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #27 on: Jun 11, 2012, 07:52:40 AM »
Posted in its entirety, if only it keeps getting mis-quoted every single time. Hell, even the Youtube clip gets it wrong.

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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #28 on: Jun 11, 2012, 08:56:15 AM »
Jack Burton: Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.



Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say?
Wang Chi: [speaks Chinese] Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Wang Chi: Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out.
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Re: Greatest Lines From Movies
« Reply #29 on: Jun 18, 2012, 08:02:12 PM »
I drink your milkshake (slurping sound), I DRINK IT UP!

Daniel Day Louis in "There Will Be Blood".
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