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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2012, 12:28:24 PM »
Is that part of the test of faith - whether you can survive a bite without help?

Yes.

Mark 16:17-18
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18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

While the verse does not explicitly mention being bitten, the next line about drinking poison tends to imply that being bitten won't hurt you.

I knew a guy in college who insisted that his faith in God meant he could never get drunk enough to be dangerously impaired while driving. Not that he would stop drinking, but that no matter how much he drank he would not be harmed by it. He stopped repeating this claim after a few frat party induced hangovers.
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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2012, 01:12:54 PM »
It's amazing how easily people will be convinced by complete bullshit when you associate it in any way with Jesus.

Yea I'm the first guy in the history of the human race to be able to do ____ because of my faith.
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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2012, 01:36:03 PM »
This family should get honored by a Lifetime Darwin Award.

Kind of an oxymoron though isn't it? Since by definition that's an award for succesfully passing on to the next generation the ability to take yourself out of the gene pool and prevent yourself passing on your genes.  :)

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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2012, 02:10:38 PM »
Adrenaline junkies.
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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2012, 02:23:01 PM »
This family should get honored by a Lifetime Darwin Award.

Kind of an oxymoron though isn't it? Since by definition that's an award for succesfully passing on to the next generation the ability to take yourself out of the gene pool and prevent yourself passing on your genes.  :)

Yeah, but don't forget that they also spread the word through teaching... :)

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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2012, 02:31:51 PM »
It doesn't sound like this guy got around to passing on his genes.  They don't mention a wife or kids, so unlike his father, he would actually be eligible.
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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2012, 02:41:25 PM »
He had a wife, a daughter, stepkids, and nine grandkids.  Here's the obituary.

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You know, I have some kind of impulse to defend this whole mess, since it's from home, but I just can't.  I love West Virginia, but she's not perfect.

I renew my recommendation of the book I mentioned earlier, if this story has made any of you curious about snake-handling culture.  I skimmed through the chapter about Jolo last night (it's mostly set in Alabama), and Shibboleth's comment about "adrenaline junkies" may not be far off the mark.

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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2012, 09:02:08 PM »
My favourite comment on the WashPo article:

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I hope that rattler got immediate medical attention.

Someone died. That's sad. I feel sorry for his family, even if they are religious nut jobs who probably helped killed him by not getting him medical attention. I do not however feel sorry for the guy who decided to play with a deadly animal and got bit.

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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2012, 10:08:03 PM »
I wonder how many snake handler Christians are aware that that verse in Mark 16 likely didn't exist in the earliest manuscripts of Mark.

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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2012, 11:47:15 PM »
Here's a first hand account of negligent homocide.

It's bad enough that these people engaged in such dangerour behavior.  But to stand around for hours, watching a man writhe in agony, letting him die when medical treatment was nearby, is criminal.


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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #25 on: Jun 01, 2012, 06:12:14 AM »
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A family member called paramedics when Mack finally allowed it, but it was too late.
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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #26 on: Jun 01, 2012, 09:28:38 AM »
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A family member called paramedics when Mack finally allowed it, but it was too late.

Well that was the problem right there. He lost faith, as evidenced by allowing people to call for paramedics. If he'd held fast to Christ he'd still be alive today. He's no doubt burning in Hell for abandoning Christ in his hour of need.

I wonder how many snake handler Christians are aware that that verse in Mark 16 likely didn't exist in the earliest manuscripts of Mark.

I can see it now. Some sinister scribe thinking "THIS should kill of some of the zealot lunatics," as he inserted the passage.
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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #27 on: Jun 01, 2012, 11:00:16 AM »
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Some of the people who attended last Sunday’s service have struggled with Mack’s death, as I have. “Sometimes, I feel like we’re all guilty of negligent homicide,” one man wrote to me in a Facebook message following Mack’s death. “I went down there a ‘believer.’ That faith has seriously been called into question. I was face-to-face with him and watched him die a gruesome death. . . . Is this really what God wants?”
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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #28 on: Jun 10, 2012, 12:58:31 PM »
He had a wife, a daughter, stepkids, and nine grandkids.  Here's the obituary.

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You know, I have some kind of impulse to defend this whole mess, since it's from home, but I just can't.  I love West Virginia, but she's not perfect.

I renew my recommendation of the book I mentioned earlier, if this story has made any of you curious about snake-handling culture.  I skimmed through the chapter about Jolo last night (it's mostly set in Alabama), and Shibboleth's comment about "adrenaline junkies" may not be far off the mark.

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I'm from northern WV.  It's nice to know there are other skeptics in WV.  There is also a documentary made in the 1970's about the snake handlers in Jolo, called "The Jolo Serpent Handlers".

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Re: Snake handling pastor - dead of snakebite
« Reply #29 on: Jun 10, 2012, 01:02:47 PM »
I'm from northern WV.  It's nice to know there are other skeptics in WV. 
Alas, I am an expatriate, an economic refugee.  I'm in eastern Pennsylvania.  I do think about returning to the mountains, but at this point I don't know when to go, where to go, or what to do.  Where are you?

ETA:  However, you can count my mother, just outside of Athens, as a skeptical in-state compatriot! 

There is also a documentary made in the 1970's about the snake handlers in Jolo, called "The Jolo Serpent Handlers".
I shall look it up and add it to my ever-growing West Virginia History and Culture library!
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