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No Homos in Heaven. Sung By....
« on: May 31, 2012, 08:40:59 PM »
Child sings, 'Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven'!


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Re: No Homos in Heaven. Sung By....
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 09:24:56 PM »
Why thank you, I finished the day feeling OK - there might be hope for humanity after all, oh no I forgot we're just a bunch of fucking apes who can't stop treating each other like shit for our own amusement and self-fulfilment. What a horrible, petty, vindictive species.
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Re: No Homos in Heaven. Sung By....
« Reply #2 on: Jun 01, 2012, 05:10:49 PM »
 :( I am sad. Nothing else to say.
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Re: No Homos in Heaven. Sung By....
« Reply #3 on: Jun 01, 2012, 06:13:59 PM »
Everyone knows all the best people will be in hell.  Would you rather spend an eternity in heaven with Saint Paul and King David or an eternity in hell with Albert Einstein and Mark Twain?
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Re: No Homos in Heaven. Sung By....
« Reply #4 on: Jun 01, 2012, 06:24:02 PM »
I wonder how many closet homosexuals are in that room.
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Re: No Homos in Heaven. Sung By....
« Reply #5 on: Jun 01, 2012, 07:03:41 PM »
Let's face it, at least 50% of the people in that room are male: just more compelling evidence that men need to be killed off in a loving manner for the good of humanity.
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Re: No Homos in Heaven. Sung By....
« Reply #6 on: Jun 01, 2012, 07:17:46 PM »
Who will play the harps in heaven if there's no gays there?
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 06, 2012, 04:47:05 PM »
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Re: No Homos in Heaven. Sung By....
« Reply #8 on: Jun 06, 2012, 05:06:00 PM »
So by this kid's logic if everyone was thoroughly saturated with "influence" then 100% of the population could be converted to homosexuality.

Love how he say's it's not natural. Even if it wasn't. Like christian's give a f about what's natural. You can't say "it's not natural" and then claim the earth is 6000 years old.
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Re: No Homos in Heaven. Sung By....
« Reply #9 on: Jun 07, 2012, 11:39:12 AM »
I remember someone posting a video with the question "so when did you choose to be straight ?"

I would like this kid to be asked the same question in reply to his natural statement.
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Re: No Homos in Heaven. Sung By....
« Reply #10 on: Jun 07, 2012, 11:40:35 AM »
I know violence is wrong.  But man, after this video, I wish arson wasn't.
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Re: No Homos in Heaven. Sung By....
« Reply #11 on: Jun 07, 2012, 12:14:57 PM »
I understand that youtube killed the original video and then the kid closed his channel
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Re: No Homos in Heaven. Sung By....
« Reply #12 on: Jun 08, 2012, 02:13:08 PM »
Quote from: NonHero on Jun 07, 2012, 11:40:35 AM
I know violence is wrong.  But man, after this video, I wish arson wasn't.

I feel bad about it, but I pass churches all the time and envision flames engulfing them.  Empty churches, of course.
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