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Offline David E.

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It Means You Need to Clean Your Bathroom!
« on: Jun 09, 2012, 09:32:59 AM »
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/05/31/Jesus-found-in-Texas-bathroom-mold/UPI-16361338493001/

It's been said a few places, but that is one DISGUSTING bathroom.
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Re: It Means You Need to Clean Your Bathroom!
« Reply #1 on: Jun 09, 2012, 09:47:28 AM »
Jump to the 5:20 mark.

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Re: It Means You Need to Clean Your Bathroom!
« Reply #2 on: Jun 09, 2012, 05:00:24 PM »
Where do 'they' draw the line between thinking, 'Yep, that's Jesus,' and 'Nope, despite the strong resemblance, that's just a shit stain from when that bum lost control of his bowels after the cops tased him'? 
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Re: It Means You Need to Clean Your Bathroom!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 09, 2012, 07:39:45 PM »
If it has at least two of the following.
An eye, a nose, a mouth, a beard, a tooth.
Its jesus, Else it's holy Mary.
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Re: It Means You Need to Clean Your Bathroom!
« Reply #4 on: Jun 09, 2012, 08:32:10 PM »
Quote from: Jim S on Jun 09, 2012, 05:00:24 PM
Where do 'they' draw the line between thinking, 'Yep, that's Jesus,' and 'Nope, despite the strong resemblance, that's just a shit stain from when that bum lost control of his bowels after the cops tased him'?

The line is drawn between greed and faith. 
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Re: It Means You Need to Clean Your Bathroom!
« Reply #5 on: Jun 09, 2012, 09:02:49 PM »
Quote from: David E. on Jun 09, 2012, 09:32:59 AM
It's been said a few places, but that is one DISGUSTING bathroom.


But it was found in SPLENDORA!  Pareidolia works in mysterious ways.  Who are we to question?

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Re: It Means You Need to Clean Your Bathroom!
« Reply #6 on: Jun 10, 2012, 02:04:13 AM »
Haha, that's a perfect parody.
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Re: It Means You Need to Clean Your Bathroom!
« Reply #7 on: Jun 10, 2012, 03:17:09 AM »
These are my three points:

-I can't believe that was a news story on television

-that is some serious white trash

-her HIV is better since the Jesus mold started growing?

That is a recipe for an atypical pneumonia infection.

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Re: It Means You Need to Clean Your Bathroom!
« Reply #8 on: Jun 10, 2012, 09:58:08 AM »
Cleanliness is godliness.
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Re: It Means You Need to Clean Your Bathroom!
« Reply #9 on: Jun 10, 2012, 12:59:37 PM »
    Story linked to on that page

A West Virginia minister has died from a timber rattlesnake bite he sustained during a snake-handling service, a hospital says.
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Re: It Means You Need to Clean Your Bathroom!
« Reply #10 on: Jun 10, 2012, 06:58:00 PM »
If this



Is really



Then he's wearing this
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Re: It Means You Need to Clean Your Bathroom!
« Reply #11 on: Jun 10, 2012, 08:32:26 PM »
lol
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