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Beer-drinking bears
« on: Sep 08, 2012, 08:49:18 AM »
Yep.

Norwegian bears are apparently thirsty for beer. They swilled a hundred cans before staggering away into the distance. A female with two cubs - it's shameful. Shameful I say.
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Re: Beer-drinking bears
« Reply #1 on: Sep 08, 2012, 10:13:15 AM »
Not the bears I was thinking of when I read the title...

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Re: Beer-drinking bears
« Reply #2 on: Sep 09, 2012, 08:01:38 PM »
I would like to make two points.

1) I won't read the huffington post.

2) I thought that Bears liking beer was well established.
« Last Edit: Sep 11, 2012, 10:04:41 PM by David "Stubb" Oswald »
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Re: Beer-drinking bears
« Reply #3 on: Sep 09, 2012, 10:06:08 PM »
I would like to make two points.

1) I won't read the huffington post.

2) I thought that http://www.maximumawesome.com/pervfriday/bears-bear3.jpg liking beer was well established.
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Re: Beer-drinking bears
« Reply #4 on: Sep 09, 2012, 10:35:27 PM »
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Re: Beer-drinking bears
« Reply #5 on: Sep 10, 2012, 01:07:33 AM »
Not the bears I was thinking of when I read the title...
Ditto.

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Re: Beer-drinking bears
« Reply #6 on: Sep 10, 2012, 12:16:23 PM »
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Re: Beer-drinking bears
« Reply #7 on: Sep 10, 2012, 12:44:11 PM »

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Re: Beer-drinking bears
« Reply #8 on: Sep 11, 2012, 08:36:52 PM »
I identify with these bears.

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Re: Beer-drinking bears
« Reply #9 on: Sep 11, 2012, 10:05:03 PM »
I would like to make two points.

1) I won't read the huffington post.

2) I thought that http://www.maximumawesome.com/pervfriday/bears-bear3.jpg liking beer was well established.
Oops! Google Chrome could not find bears

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Re: Beer-drinking bears
« Reply #10 on: Sep 11, 2012, 10:31:11 PM »
I would like to make two points.

1) I won't read the huffington post.

2) I thought that http://www.maximumawesome.com/pervfriday/bears-bear3.jpg liking beer was well established.
Oops! Google Chrome could not find bears

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Fixed it!


No you didn't.  This is fixing it:

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