No one reported it. It was one of those posts that I actually read myself.
GodSlayer, since you meant it as a joke, and (more importantly) it is my understanding that Panda took it as a joke, I am rescinding the warning and removing you from Needs Approval To Post status.
Not that it worked anyway; I found a configuration anomaly that let people in the Explicit membergroup post as if they weren't in the NATP membergroup. I've fixed it now, but it only affected 3 or 4 of your posts, and they were benign so I approved them all anyway.
All I can say is: back away from that line, y'know? Is it really worth this nightmare again?