Topic: Pick Up Lines

[Citizen Skeptic]

If you're going to be accused of a crime, you may as well commit it.

[Eternally Learning]

Hi, is this the SGU fan forum involved in all kinds of alleged misogyny drama?  Because I'd like to put more fuel into that fire.  If you know what I'm sayin... 

If you're going to be accused of a crime, you may as well commit it.

Anyone who can't tell the difference between a tongue-in-cheek purposefully horrible pick-up line and genuine misogyny deserves to be offended.

[Citizen Skeptic]

Man you guys like playing with fire huh.

I'm just recounting my personal experience and practices.

I'm definitely not a pick-up type guy. Never went to bars except to play darts, and that's hardly a chick magnet game.

Although I was able to get a phone number once just by saying my friends put me up to it. I think it was a mercy number.

[superdave]

Hi, is this the SGU fan forum involved in all kinds of alleged misogyny drama?  Because I'd like to put more fuel into that fire.  If you know what I'm sayin... 

If you're going to be accused of a crime, you may as well commit it.

Anyone who can't tell the difference between a tongue-in-cheek purposefully horrible pick-up line and genuine misogyny deserves to be offended.

Isn't this exactly the sort of thread that the personal section was newly created for?

[Citizen Skeptic]

My eventual wife picked me up. She joined my friend and I for drinks after racquetball. She asked for a ride back to her car at the office. When we got there she asked me if I wanted to go home alone.

30 minutes later it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 

Why do we assume men are the ones always delivering the line?

[Eternally Learning]

Hi, is this the SGU fan forum involved in all kinds of alleged misogyny drama?  Because I'd like to put more fuel into that fire.  If you know what I'm sayin... 

If you're going to be accused of a crime, you may as well commit it.

Anyone who can't tell the difference between a tongue-in-cheek purposefully horrible pick-up line and genuine misogyny deserves to be offended.

Isn't this exactly the sort of thread that the personal section was newly created for?

To be fair, I don't think Seaotter created this thread to list pick-up lines but rather to discuss their validity in modern culture.  I kinda just started throwing out the cheesiest ones I could think of. 

[seaotter]

Hi, is this the SGU fan forum involved in all kinds of alleged misogyny drama?  Because I'd like to put more fuel into that fire.  If you know what I'm sayin... 

If you're going to be accused of a crime, you may as well commit it.

Anyone who can't tell the difference between a tongue-in-cheek purposefully horrible pick-up line and genuine misogyny deserves to be offended.

Isn't this exactly the sort of thread that the personal section was newly created for?

I thought it was

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[seaotter]

My eventual wife picked me up. She joined my friend and I for drinks after racquetball. She asked for a ride back to her car at the office. When we got there she asked me if I wanted to go home alone.

30 minutes later it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 

Why do we assume men are the ones always delivering the line?

I don't. In fact I've never picked up a women, but I've been picked up by a women several times. Wasn't hard to do btw.

[Anders]

Is your dad a thief? 'coz he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes...

Maybe we should have a "put-down lines" thread as well.

[Citizen Skeptic]

My eventual wife picked me up. She joined my friend and I for drinks after racquetball. She asked for a ride back to her car at the office. When we got there she asked me if I wanted to go home alone.

30 minutes later it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 

Why do we assume men are the ones always delivering the line?

I don't. In fact I've never picked up a women, but I've been picked up by a women several times. Wasn't hard to d btw.

You're lucky. If I didn't have a woman hit on me with a sledgehammer, I wasn't going to take notice. My wife used to joke about that. She said I was clueless when it came to women's advances.

Seriously, I'm basically a shy person and the thought of rejection far outweighed any interest usually.

[Citizen Skeptic]

Is your dad a thief? 'coz he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes...

Maybe we should have a "put-down lines" thread as well.

I always hated "no" followed by a giggle.

[Tatyana]

I would use your shit as toothpaste.

[Citizen Skeptic]

I'd crawl on my hands and knees over broken glass just to sniff the tire marks of the laundry van that took your dirty panties away.

I bet you have peanut butter legs - brown, smooth and easy to spread.

[seaotter]

I'd crawl on my hands and knees over broken glass just to sniff the tire marks of the laundry van that took your dirty panties away.

I bet you have peanut butter legs - brown, smooth and easy to spread.

Ok, I was wrong.

[Citizen Skeptic]

I'd crawl on my hands and knees over broken glass just to sniff the tire marks of the laundry van that took your dirty panties away.

I bet you have peanut butter legs - brown, smooth and easy to spread.

Ok, I was wrong.

See what I mean?

I really am totally socially inept at making "love" connections. Now that I'm old and no longer interested, I can look back at it and chuckle though.