Kids? Fuck the kids. Child line this, child line that. Best interest of the child blah, fucking blah. The fuckers have no interests except themselves, let alone best interests. If I had the money I spent on the ungrateful brats, I could actually have some interests. It's always about the fucking children. And it's always the mothers fault (love ya, Freud). WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT ME??
And don't get me started on fucking goats! They stink. They pull grass out by its roots instead of just eating the green bits. That's why we have massive soil erosion here. So the fertile soil is swept into the rivers and ends up in the sea. Goats and flies. Should be completely eliminated.