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Web That Smut: The Southern Baptist Convention
« on: August 22, 2007, 11:28:12 PM »
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A new challenge! Subject? The website for the vaunted Southern Baptist Convention, who actually weren't that evil until the fundamentalists took over in the 90s.

From their statement of "faith and message:"

Quote from: "The SBC in [url=http://www.sbc.net/bfm/bfm2000.asp
its message statement[/url]"]Marriage is the uniting of one man and one woman in covenant commitment for a lifetime. It is God's unique gift to reveal the union between Christ and His church and to provide for the man and the woman in marriage the framework for intimate companionship, the channel of sexual expression according to biblical standards, and the means for procreation of the human race.

"According to biblical standards?" Does that mean incest and rape? How about battery-operated toys? Mwahahaha!

So off you go! Web that smut! :D

http://www.sbc.net/

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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2007, 02:30:10 AM »
->contact us->state conventions->Alaska->Alaska Baptist Convention->Faith Baptist Fairbanks->Full Forcast at Yahoo Weather->Health

Which yields:
Survey: Seniors have sex into 70s, 80s
AP - Wed Aug 22, 11:06 PM ET

An unprecedented study of sex and seniors finds that many older people are surprisingly frisky — willing to do, and talk about, intimate acts that would make their grandchildren blush.

every -> is a click, so.... 7 clicks
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2007, 05:25:22 AM »
the above minus the contact us click

result: six clicks   :lol:

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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2007, 05:27:48 AM »
Actually I believe the click to the initial website also counts, so that would be 8 and 7.. I suppose that doesn't really matter when you're just comparing with eachother, but if we're comparing between games I guess continuity is important.

I'm gonna see if I can beat you guys on this.
For the life of me, I cannot figure out how a man can love a woman when a woman is just a screaming clear area with a wig on and a large middle where the smells come from.

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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2007, 05:35:09 AM »
I'm still looking too, but I'm not finding much.

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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2007, 05:53:48 AM »
Here's one:

1. Click link to site.
2. At the top of the page click on the Directory of SBC services.
3. Under Radio/TV Media Services click on FamilyNet TV.
4. Click either Time Warner Ch. 159 link on the left.
5. Scroll over but don't click on Programing to bring up a list with Channel Lineups at the top. Click the Channel Lineups link.

Now simply scroll down until you find the adult pay-per-view channels (i.e. Hot Choice, Playboy, The Pleasure Network, Spice)

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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2007, 10:39:51 AM »
Quote from: "bracabaoma"
the above minus the contact us click

result: six clicks   :lol:


gah, didnt realize it was on the front page too. Im dumb :)
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Its all about ignorance, and greed, and miracles for the blind
The media parading, disjointed politics
Founded on petrochemical plunder, and were its hos

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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2007, 06:56:33 PM »
Good work bracabaoma!
I can't find anything closer than that.
good job mask too!
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2007, 02:51:34 AM »
Do you want me to post another one?  Any sites I shouldn't go for or should I stay in this christian theme?  I was thinking about picking on mad mothers.

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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2007, 08:53:24 AM »
Quote from: "bracabaoma"
Do you want me to post another one?  Any sites I shouldn't go for or should I stay in this christian theme?  I was thinking about picking on mad mothers.

Mad mothers, Muppets, Mormons...everyone's fair game! :D

 

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