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Offline Friendly Angel

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Re: Bidets
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2017, 05:17:32 PM »
OK, some logistics - and this is from experience with European style bidets - an extra basin next to the toilet.  If you have to get off the toilet and then transfer your crappy ass over to the bidet - you are risking smearing the poo on yourself and the fixtures...

I would imagine some sort of bent over waddle is involved, due to pants down and such.


do europeans not wipe _at all_? it's 100% water, not just water as a second line of cleanliness?

Exactly - bent over waddle with your pants down around your ankles after a perfunctory TP wipe.

All of the Euro versions I remember seeing were essentially just basins - no special wand or hose or jets; you just fill it up and scrub with your hands.  Then dry with the ass towel.

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Re: Bidets
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2017, 08:26:56 PM »
Exactly - bent over waddle with your pants down around your ankles after a perfunctory TP wipe.

All of the Euro versions I remember seeing were essentially just basins - no special wand or hose or jets; you just fill it up and scrub with your hands.  Then dry with the ass towel.



I hope that is not a communal ass towel  ???

I don't care how clean the other people in the house are, or how much I like them. I would still want toilet paper there for that purpose.

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Re: Bidets
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2017, 09:25:02 PM »
All of the Euro versions I remember seeing were essentially just basins - no special wand or hose or jets; you just fill it up and scrub with your hands.  Then dry with the ass towel.



that seems grosser than just using paper.

shared asstowel? what?
and you have to get shitty water on your hands?

those ones like pictured which seem more like a doggy drinking fountain, I thought may've been more for like shaving your pubes or something handy like that, because a little gravity flow of water like that doesn't seem like it would be as useful as a jet, especially since, as you suggest, you pretty much have to get your hands dirty this way
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