Mine has very limited application... All I have to do is look at my boss, smile sweetly, and say "you know I'm always right" one more time. He'll have a stroke. He told me so. 
Thats pretty dangerous...reminds me of when i was asked by a customer what a specific food item was, it went like this:
Customer:Excuse me, what is this?
Me:That would be the Horseradish sauce.
Customer: Oh, well that a bit too raunchy and kinky for me.
Me: :shock: :shock: :shock: