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Offline SpecialeEdd

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« on: September 27, 2007, 03:05:03 PM »
Post your most mad scientist design. Ill announce a clear cut winner when i see it.
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Re: Death and Destruction with a side of Cancer
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2007, 03:03:15 AM »
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Post your most mad scientist design. Ill announce a clear cut winner when i see it.


What do we win?

And how do you know we wont be able to come up with something MORE mad. And if we can think of it it must exist, ergo God exists.
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Offline Grayven

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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2007, 06:17:00 AM »
Edd, your latest avatar is hilarious.
They're all crazy. A few are highly functional, nothing more.

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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2007, 11:50:54 AM »
Take over the world's transportation system and make it use a chemical which slowly but surely destroys the earth.  Laugh maniacally as those in power continually scoff at the danger while the noxious chemicals slowly build in the atmosphere.  Then, have your wall building company paid billions to build seawalls around coastal areas and islands like Manhattan, since they would sink because the sea level rising due to your chemical.
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2007, 01:03:12 PM »
An Unmanned Aerial Vehicle that is very very small and homes in on deep bass tones and explodes.  I will release these by the thousands over major metropoli to destroy subwoofers all across the land.

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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2007, 05:23:56 PM »
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Quote from: "SpecialeEdd"
Post your most mad scientist design. Ill announce a clear cut winner when i see it.


What do we win?

And how do you know we wont be able to come up with something MORE mad. And if we can think of it it must exist, ergo God exists.


You win a hot new sports car. With Spinners and neon rims, hydraulics and cute little puppy.

and it will be the public to decide the winner. something realistic, like Noah's Microwave that works without a door.
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2007, 09:51:44 AM »
I'll unleash a horde of brain-eating amoeba into all the major lakes and rivers! Mua-hahahaha!

Here's the story
When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2007, 07:12:42 PM »
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I'll unleash a horde of brain-eating amoeba into all the major lakes and rivers! Mua-hahahaha!

Here's the story


I'll see your brain eating amoeba and raise you stimulation of  global economy
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2007, 02:57:44 PM »
Solve the global population problem in a humane manner - offer free food subsidies to all poor, hungry people throughout the world.  Lace all food subsidies with non-reversable birth control.  Poor hungry people die out.
f you go to sleep at night and you're not dead yet - you got through another day.
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2007, 03:48:59 PM »
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Solve the global population problem in a humane manner - offer free food subsidies to all poor, hungry people throughout the world.  Lace all food subsidies with non-reversable birth control.  Poor hungry people die out.


damn...i want to see if anyone can beat that
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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2007, 03:05:09 PM »
Sorry.  Didn't mean to be a conversaion killer...

I do that a lot...
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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2007, 09:32:33 AM »
you're an ass
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but it's not one half as bad as a lot of ignorence".
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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2007, 11:57:24 AM »
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you're an ass


great comeback, try killing more than one person next time.
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2007, 04:34:26 PM »
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you're an ass


great comeback, try killing more than one person next time.


comeback? :)
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but it's not one half as bad as a lot of ignorence".
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2007, 06:24:42 PM »
oh...whatever, i just woke up when i wrote that
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