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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2008, 09:46:27 AM »
Laid
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This bed is on fire with passion and love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top

My therapist said not to see you no more
She said you're like a disease without any cure
She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no

Ah you think you're so pretty (eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Caught your hand inside the till
Slammed your fingers in the door
Fought with kitchen knives and skewers
Dressed me up in womens clothes
Messed around with gender roles
Line my eyes and call me pretty

Moved out of the house so you moved next door
I locked you out you cut a hole in the wall
I found you sleeping next to me I thought I was alone
You're driving me crazy when are you coming home
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2008, 02:03:04 AM »
Gouge Away
- The Pixies

Gouge away, you can gouge away
Stay all day if you want to

Missy aggravation, some sacred questions
You stroke my locks, some marijuana if you got some

Gouge away, you can gouge away
Stay all day if you want to

Sleeping on your belly
You break my arms, you spoon my eyes
Been rubbing a bad charm with holy fingers

Gouge away, you can gouge away
Stay all day if you want to

Chained to the pillars, a three-day party
I break the walls and kill us all with holy fingers

Gouge away, you can gouge away
Stay all day if you want to
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2008, 05:36:17 PM »
sweet caroline

Was in the spring
And spring became the summer
Whod have believed youd come along

Hands, touchin hands
Reachin out
Touchin me
Touchin you

Sweet caroline
Good times never seemed so good
Ive been inclined
To believe they never would

But now i
Look at the night
And it dont seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two
And when I hurt
Hurtin runs off my shoulders
How can I hurt when Im with you

Warm, touchin warm
Reachin out
Touchin me
Touchin me
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2008, 10:34:02 AM »
Lately I've been getting into this song:

Bartender - by Rehab

Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 AM
The door was locked so I kicked it in

She was trippin on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my shit out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard

And in my drunken stupor
I did what I should have never done
And now I'm sittin here, talking to you
Drunk and on the run

I'm sittin at a bar on the inside
Waiting for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

Ya know Moe I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers till they get here
Yea I know the sun is coming up
And yall are probably get ready for closin up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road
Everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin on

She got me sittin at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car
And crashed that piece of shit n-then stepped away

[Rap]
Yes it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I am headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should have did something about my anger
But I never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of shit Nova

And now I am going back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
When we all file off that county van
Don't ask me where I've been
[/Rap]

I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car
I Crashed that piece of shit n-then stepped away
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2008, 11:25:22 AM »
I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far


   Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
   Riding on the dashboard of my car
   I'm afraid He'll have to go
   His magnets ruin my radio
   And if I have a wreck He'll leave a scar


Riding down a thoroughfare
With His nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead, but He don't mind
Trouble coming He don't see
He just keeps His eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind

   Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
   Riding on the dashboard of my car
   Though the sunshine on His back
   Make Him peel, chip and crack
   A little patching keeps Him up to par

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say "damn"
I can let all my curses roll
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
'Cause he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soul

   Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
   Riding on the dashboard of my car
   Once His robe was snowy white
   Now it isn't quite so bright
   Stained by the smoke of my cigar

If I weave around at night
And policemen think I'm tight
They never find my bottle, though they ask
Plastic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask

   Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
   Riding on the dashboard of my car
   Ride with me and have a dram
   Of the blood of the Lamb
   Plastic Jesus is a holy bar
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2008, 04:02:57 PM »
Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon do the best damn cover of "Plastic Jesus"
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2008, 01:44:35 PM »
Not my favorite lyrics, but these are pretty funny - I thought some of you may get a kick out of them.
Hell Yeah by The Bloodhound Gang

Alright now boys and girls weve got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the bible!

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on t.v.
Like little opie eating pie when he made it with aunt bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false billy idols
And thou shall add the book of flavor flav to the bible
Thou shall make fun of hindus thou shall not make a speed 2
If I were God thats what Id do heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God Id get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with flip-flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the olsen twins, thou shall not cut footloose
If I were God thats what Id do, heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
Ill tell them I found jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out theyre beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
I cant believe its not butter! Ill sing as Im flogged
Yeah thats what I would do if I were god
So vote for me for savior and youll go to heaven
Your lame duck lord is like kevin spacey in seven
With creepy threats of h-e-double-hockey-stick
You just cant teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I dont believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade
Yeah thats what I would do if I were god
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2008, 05:33:39 PM »
I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far


   Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
   Riding on the dashboard of my car
   I'm afraid He'll have to go
   His magnets ruin my radio
   And if I have a wreck He'll leave a scar


Riding down a thoroughfare
With His nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead, but He don't mind
Trouble coming He don't see
He just keeps His eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind

   Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
   Riding on the dashboard of my car
   Though the sunshine on His back
   Make Him peel, chip and crack
   A little patching keeps Him up to par

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say "damn"
I can let all my curses roll
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
'Cause he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soul

   Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
   Riding on the dashboard of my car
   Once His robe was snowy white
   Now it isn't quite so bright
   Stained by the smoke of my cigar

If I weave around at night
And policemen think I'm tight
They never find my bottle, though they ask
Plastic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask

   Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
   Riding on the dashboard of my car
   Ride with me and have a dram
   Of the blood of the Lamb
   Plastic Jesus is a holy bar


This'll always remind me of Cool Hand Luke.

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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2008, 07:58:09 PM »
There's no cheesy love song better than the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows," especially considering it starts with the line:
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2008, 02:07:48 AM »
I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far


   Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
   Riding on the dashboard of my car
   I'm afraid He'll have to go
   His magnets ruin my radio
   And if I have a wreck He'll leave a scar


Riding down a thoroughfare
With His nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead, but He don't mind
Trouble coming He don't see
He just keeps His eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind

   Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
   Riding on the dashboard of my car
   Though the sunshine on His back
   Make Him peel, chip and crack
   A little patching keeps Him up to par

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say "damn"
I can let all my curses roll
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
'Cause he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soul

   Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
   Riding on the dashboard of my car
   Once His robe was snowy white
   Now it isn't quite so bright
   Stained by the smoke of my cigar

If I weave around at night
And policemen think I'm tight
They never find my bottle, though they ask
Plastic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask

   Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
   Riding on the dashboard of my car
   Ride with me and have a dram
   Of the blood of the Lamb
   Plastic Jesus is a holy bar


This'll always remind me of Cool Hand Luke.

And it's an easy three chord song you can play while totally shit faced and your friends can sing a long and you can roll right into
Freight Train by Elizabeth Cotten then back.
    
     Chorus:
Freight train freight train goin’ so fast
Freight train freight train goin’ so fast
Please don’t tell what train I’m on
So they won’t know where I’ve gone.

Freight train, freight train, comin’ round the bend
Freight train, freight train, gone again
One of these days turn that train around
Go back to my hometown.

(chorus)

One more place I’d like to be
One more place I’d love to see
To watch those old blue ridge mountains climb
As I ride ol’ number nine.

(chorus)

When I die please bury me deep
Down at the end of bleecker street
So I can hear ol’ number nine
As she goes rollin’ by.

(chorus)
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2008, 10:58:09 PM »
Liquor and whores...
Liquor and whores..
cigrettes and dope and musturd and bologna and..
liquor and whores.....

I went down...drinkin at the legion..
i met a girl she was nice, she was pretty and pleasing..
she said hey boy we should do some marrying...
I said sure but before we do theres something you should know..

I like liquor and whores, liquor and whores...
cigrettes and dope and musturd and bologna and liquor and whores.....

I love bubbles!!!
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2008, 07:41:53 PM »
There's no cheesy love song better than the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows," especially considering it starts with the line:
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I may not always love you
I love that song!

Here's a song that's been stuck in my head for a while now...

Nobody Knows I'm New Wave
- Nirvana

Sure, I can shit anywhere and I promise to kill
I will shit on the stage and I´ll
Crawl with the sound and I'm falling down
If I...

I choose to shit anywhere and I promise to shit on your head, if you want
I've forgotten to bother to ???
??? with ???

God, I'm shit
I'll shit anywhere
And now I choose you
Shit on your face
And I'm...right
And God, oh God
Oh why, why the hell
You want my secret

I´m new wave (3x)
Aaahh
I´m new wave (3x)
I'm old school (2x)
I'm new wave
I'm afraid
I'm a wave (2x)
I'm new wave and I'll shit anywhere that I please

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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2008, 01:37:43 PM »
i miss new wave
and real intent

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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2008, 01:52:32 PM »
They Might Be Giants
Why Does The Sun Shine? (The Sun Is A Mass Of Incandescent Gas)
(Written by Tom Glazer)

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees

Yo ho, it's hot, the sun is not
A place where we could live
But here on earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives

We need it's light
We need it's heat
We need it's energy
Without the sun, without a doubt
There'd be no you and me

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees

The sun is hot

It is so hot that everything on it is a gas: iron, copper, aluminum, and many others.

The sun is large

If the sun were hollow, a million earths could fit inside. and yet, the sun is only a middle-sized star.

The sun is far away

About 93 million miles away, and that's why it looks so small.

And even when it's out of sight
The sun shines night and day

The sun gives heat
The sun gives light
The sunlight that we see
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy

Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine. the heat and light of the sun come from the nuclear reactions of hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, and helium. (*)

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees


[(*)Live versions of this song are improvised extensively. some variants on this section:]
Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine. the heat and light of the sun are caused by the nuclear reaction between hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, and helium.

Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine. the heat and light from the sun come from the nuclear reaction between oxygen, hydrogen, helium, and hydrogen.

You know, frank, scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine. the heat and light from the sun are caused by the nuclear reaction between hydrogen and you, frank o'toole.

Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine. the heat and light from the sun come from the nuclear reaction between hydrogen, nitrogen, helium, carbon, boron, chloron, flu
Moron, and estrogen.

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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2008, 06:21:22 PM »
Personally I would love to see something like "Gods apathy for Williams' family allowed family of four to die in car wreck"   ~ kat96

 

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