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Offline Morvis13

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #285 on: January 26, 2009, 10:58:08 PM »
Am I infatuated with Ginger?

Maybe just a little.

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #286 on: January 28, 2009, 01:14:29 PM »

What was Ginger's response when she heard of Morvis13's interest and was offered 24 hour police protection?

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #287 on: January 28, 2009, 08:59:20 PM »
Can we rinse those mean thoughts out of Jazzy's head?

But wouldn't that take two buckets and a pair of goggles?

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #288 on: January 28, 2009, 11:39:35 PM »
Is there anything you could say that would make me want to strangle you?

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Well that was messier than expected.

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #289 on: January 29, 2009, 05:00:44 AM »
How was your wedding night?

Well that was messier than expected.

Harder, harder, harder!
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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #290 on: January 29, 2009, 07:53:39 AM »
What was Ginger screaming last night?

Harder, harder, harder!

Do You want fries with that?
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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #291 on: January 29, 2009, 11:11:22 AM »
So Morvis, what do say the most at your new job?


Do You want fries with that?


Triple fried egg and chutney sandwich.

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #292 on: January 29, 2009, 11:22:34 AM »
What did you want with your Knuckle sandwich?

Triple fried egg and chutney sandwich.

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #293 on: January 30, 2009, 01:12:31 PM »
What is the chant for the new masochist's cult ?

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #294 on: January 30, 2009, 01:57:48 PM »
How much time do you spend on the internet?

Eight days a week.

Only in Canada eh?
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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #295 on: January 30, 2009, 05:09:39 PM »
OH GOD I NEED POUTINE, where can I find some poutine??

Only in Canada eh?

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #296 on: January 31, 2009, 03:22:20 PM »
Who does Morvis want to date?
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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #297 on: January 31, 2009, 06:07:00 PM »
How would a first date with Paris Hilton end?

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #298 on: February 01, 2009, 07:18:19 AM »
I make it five.


You'd better be right, or I'll make you count them all again.

Number 36.

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #299 on: February 03, 2009, 12:46:00 PM »
Senator, which mistress is this?
Number 36.

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