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Offline Drunken Idaho

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #300 on: February 03, 2009, 10:38:50 PM »
Are you seriously going to stand by your answer of "Gigli" as 'best move of all time'?

Come hell or high water.


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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #301 on: February 04, 2009, 09:47:46 AM »
What will it take to keep the Mars rovers working?
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A flock of ugly sheep.
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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #302 on: February 04, 2009, 09:52:08 AM »
What do we compare Skulker to?

A flock of ugly sheep.

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #303 on: February 05, 2009, 04:14:58 AM »
Can you give me the main point of the introduction speech at the flight attendants conference?

Exits on either side of the plane

Go on, pull the other one.
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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #304 on: February 05, 2009, 12:20:33 PM »
I've pulled one... what should I do now?

Go on, pull the other one.

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #305 on: February 05, 2009, 12:25:57 PM »
So, what did you get for your birthday?


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Lucky rabbits foot.

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #306 on: February 05, 2009, 12:44:17 PM »
What's that in your butt?

Lucky rabbits foot.

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #307 on: February 08, 2009, 02:56:39 AM »
how fast did the incredible aging man grow old?
zero to sixty in three seconds.


well, i only did it for the beer.
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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #308 on: February 08, 2009, 03:16:04 AM »
Is it true that you were involved in a sordid sexual relationship with a trappist monk?

well, i only did it for the beer.

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #309 on: February 08, 2009, 11:06:51 AM »
I didn't realize that the penis of our enemy was so small....

If you cut it in small bits, there will be enough to feed the whole village!

I thought you had 3 of them.

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #310 on: February 08, 2009, 11:24:34 AM »
Karyn, why did you say yes to a date if you weren't actually interested in me?

I thought you had 3 of them.

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #311 on: February 08, 2009, 11:31:07 AM »
It's because you told me I was the greatest thing to ever happen.  Am I not your one and only?

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #312 on: February 09, 2009, 06:44:11 PM »
"So.  Stormtrooper...Olsen.  Why is it some many in your squad died chasing an ewok that had stolen your Z-74 speeder bike?"
Sometimes the trees get in the way.  Bastards!

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #313 on: February 09, 2009, 07:17:39 PM »
You're going to die a long, painful death.

Give it to straight doc, I can take it.

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Re: The Answer Game!
« Reply #314 on: February 09, 2009, 08:19:20 PM »
How do you feel?

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

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