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Offline Jay

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« on: March 30, 2007, 01:20:36 PM »
Look at this site http://www.alexchiu.com/
then watch this...


Holy funny!!!!!
I know I'm not crazy because Steve told me..but damn man I kinda agree with Alex regarding death.
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« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2007, 02:53:23 PM »
I've said it once and I'll say it again - I love the internet.


Just one question:  Did you notice that Alex doesn't wear his own rings?


Episode 2:

This guy wears a pyramid on his head - almost as good as a tin foil hat.


Episode 3:  

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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2007, 07:18:42 PM »
I'm wondering how do people get so lost like this? What is happening physically to the brain?
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2007, 02:37:50 PM »
This guy is the William Hung of woowoo.
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2007, 04:07:31 PM »
Quote from: "Luna"
I'm wondering how do people get so lost like this? What is happening physically to the brain?


Ya, wtf is happening inside there, Dr. N?
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2007, 06:48:21 PM »
Psshaw!  I can't believe he's not mackin' the ladies from coast to coast with that sweet falsetto voice of his!  And then he's got that pimped-out bachelor pad to take the honeys back to... just doesn't add up, man.
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2007, 09:09:47 PM »
Comparing oneself to Einstein is usually a good enough sign to not want any further information.

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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2007, 09:03:47 AM »
That Web Drifter dude is pretty hilarious. I hadn't seen him before. Thanks for the link! almost makes Chiu there seem...human (if not entirely normal).

"Are we gonna have to burn a couple of "reefers" for it to work?"

EDIT: Oops. Iron Man already linked to Episode 2. Great minds think alike! :)

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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2007, 02:02:31 PM »
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That Web Drifter dude is pretty hilarious. I hadn't seen him before. Thanks for the link! almost makes Chiu there seem...human (if not entirely normal).

"Are we gonna have to burn a couple of "reefers" for it to work?"

EDIT: Oops. Iron Man already linked to Episode 2. Great minds think alike! :)


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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2007, 09:59:53 PM »
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You know Alex, I personally would live in any one of these mausoleums before I'd live in that shit-ass attic of yours


Webdrifter...I'm awarding you the coveted "Evil Monkey In My Pants" trophy.

I remember magnetic "immortality rings" being sold in the classified ads of "Popular Mechanics" back at least 30 years ago.  so the idea is nothing new, but these things that Alex is selling:


Are just freakin' HOSE CLAMPS with magnets attached.  I'm not sure how long it would take to lose a finger wearing one of these, but it can't be more than an hour or so.

Alex seems like a genuinely fun guy, it's a shame that I feel obligated to wish horrible things to happen to him.
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2007, 11:19:59 PM »
your pinkies fingers are a small price to pay for IMMORTALITY!
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2007, 01:07:45 AM »
I was looking in at the testimonials and I noticed that no one who has died while using the product wrote in. That means that it must work!

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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2007, 05:20:14 PM »
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Wait, I just noticed he sells two DIFFERENT kinds of magnet rings, one for $29 and one for $44.
Does the more expensive one give you double-immortality?  Isn't immortality about the best you can do already?  He's CLEARLY trying to rip you off for another $15, since you already get immortality with the cheaper one.
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2007, 08:01:28 PM »
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Look at this site http://www.alexchiu.com/


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then watch this...

That is one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2007, 09:12:08 PM »
the guys second show is even sadder. Crazy pyramid music guy with either delusions or a need to lie.
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