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Mad-libs (new game!)
« on: December 04, 2009, 07:58:53 PM »
(Special thanks to Godhead for giving me this idea.)

How do you play?  Simple!  Just like the mad-libs you played in school.  First person lists a bunch of nouns, adjectives, etc, second player fills them in, first player publishes the created "story".

I'll start; I apologize in advance because my story is kinda lame, but it's my first attempt.  Hopefully, other people's contributions will improve:)

(I'll publish the story based on the first entry unless they totally screw it up.)

Name of conspiracy theorist
Name of politician (living)
Name of celebrity
Animal
Name of disease
Name of politician (dead)
Name of another disease
Mode of transportation
Religion
Year
Country
Another mode of transportation
Animal or Plant
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Re: Mad-libs (new game!)
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 08:03:33 PM »
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Name of conspiracy theorist
Gotta go with the one in the news right now:   Jesse Ventura.

(And I'll let a few others respond to mix it up.)
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Re: Mad-libs (new game!)
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 08:06:13 PM »
(one post in and we are changing the rules??)  I might like JimS's rules better, but I have it all typed up so the rest are mine!

Ron Paul
LeBron James
Geoduck
Genital Herpes
RFK
Pubic Lice
rickshaw
$cientology
1984
Luxenburg
walking backwards
pond scum
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Re: Mad-libs (new game!)
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2009, 08:06:30 PM »
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Name of conspiracy theorist
Gotta go with the one in the news right now:   Jesse Ventura.

(And I'll let a few others respond to mix it up.)

Hmmm...I was thinking one person would answer them all, but I think I like this interactive way better.  Perhaps a different person answering a single entry for each "story".  I like it!
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Re: Mad-libs (new game!)
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2009, 08:06:57 PM »
Damn you, Joe, can't you follow the rules?!?  lol
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Re: Mad-libs (new game!)
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 08:19:11 PM »
Well, I'm going to wait until Monday, I think, to give a chance for people to fill in the other blanks.  Otherwise, I'll go w/ the two entries provided.
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Re: Mad-libs (new game!)
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2009, 08:20:13 PM »
Well, I'm going to wait until Monday, I think, to give a chance for people to fill in the other blanks.  Otherwise, I'll go w/ the two entries provided.

I call the animal-Geoduck stays.  Anything else ppl can replace, but my single entry is Animal-Geoduck  (pronounced Gooey-Duck)
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Re: Mad-libs (new game!)
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2009, 09:36:59 PM »
First of all, its "Geoduct."


Mode of transportation-Hot air balloon.
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2009, 09:42:46 PM »
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Re: Mad-libs (new game!)
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2009, 09:48:28 PM »
Then Mike Rowe is a liar.
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Re: Mad-libs (new game!)
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2009, 12:52:02 PM »
Just want to bump this once more to see if any other contributors step forward.  Otherwise, I'll post the story in an hour or two.
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Re: Mad-libs (new game!)
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2009, 03:01:06 PM »
Jesse Ventura recognized that voice.  Yes, the pitch was different.  And the accent.  And, the overall speech pattern.  But, besides all that, the similarities were uncanny.  Jesse Ventura was now certain – Ron Paul and RFK were the same person!  How did he not see it earlier?

Well, Ron Paul wouldn’t get away with it!  Jesse Ventura was instantly suspicious when he heard of the new bill to subsidize genital herpes medication for the poor.  But, once he realized that Ron Paul was behind it, he knew the truth – the supposed medication would actually CAUSE pubic lice!

As everyone knew, in 1984, pubic lice had been created by $cientologist scientists in Luxenburg.  The scientists were experimenting with human-geoduck hybrids, but the first successful experiment had escaped!  Patient Zero – carrier of the dreaded pubic lice was on the loose.  Naturally, being a hot, human-geoduck hybrids, he was irresistible to women.  The disease quickly spread, and the $cientologists were quick to cover it up.  RFK was in on it, of course.  But that was a long time ago.

So, it seems that RFK, was back to his dirty tricks, only this time in the form of Ron PaulJesse Ventura suspected they would move the tainted “medicine” by hot air balloon.  But, Jesse Ventura had the superior mode of transportation – a custom-made rickshaw that was completely powered by gasified pond scum.  He hadn’t tested it yet, but the inventor, Lebron James had personally endorsed it, and that was good enough for him.
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Re: Mad-libs (new game!)
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2009, 03:06:49 PM »
Love it
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Re: Mad-libs (new game!)
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2009, 03:38:59 PM »
Ohhh....I want to write up a story for this, but it's going to take me a few days.

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Re: Mad-libs (new game!)
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2009, 04:20:44 PM »
Human-Geoduck hybrids.   

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