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Re: Scientist superpowers
« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2010, 10:10:20 AM »
Perry Deangelis: While deceased, recordings of his voice are imbued with an inspirational meta-meme that will induce spontaneous critical thinking after prolonged exposure, usually leading to skepticism and scientific inquiry.

Opponents, such as the anti-science "Beuler's Teacher" constantly strive to procure and destroy all copies of his voice. Since most his opponents are Luddites who don't understand the ease with which digital media can be copied, they are easily thwarted by labeling thrift store cassette tapes with Perry's name and leaving them lying around for his opponents to crush.

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Re: Scientist superpowers
« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2010, 11:26:35 AM »
Robert Wilhelm Bunsen: sets bitches on fire.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: sets Beaker on fire.

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Re: Scientist superpowers
« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2010, 11:36:28 AM »
Charles Richter: has the power to cause Earthquakes
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Re: Scientist superpowers
« Reply #33 on: July 27, 2010, 12:36:40 AM »
Niels Bohr: can control the elements - not the pansy elements like earth, wind, water, and fire, but titanium, krypton, neon, gold, etc. the real elements. his favorite element is carbon.
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