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Offline Morvis13

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Pumpkins
« on: October 27, 2010, 10:38:44 PM »
Here is my creation this year.

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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2010, 10:42:12 PM »
That's awesome.
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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2010, 11:13:29 PM »
Plankton

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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2010, 11:28:57 PM »
Here is my creation this year.



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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2010, 12:02:01 AM »
yes it's Plankton
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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2010, 11:02:05 PM »
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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2010, 04:20:31 AM »


A neighbour down the street puts up this 'wall' of jack-o-lanterns every year (there's at least 10-12 pumpkins), and every year, I hear people gush about it.........

But you'll not hear me gush  (hmm, i think that sentence could be cut from this post and used in ways that I didn't intend), because ALL of the pumpkins and their designs are the result of MARTHA STEWART STENCILS!

*spitting, with digust*

Give me an impossible-to-guess-what-its-supposed-to-be pumpkin that's been created by a 6-yr old over that shit ANY day.




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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2010, 10:34:48 AM »


A neighbour down the street puts up this 'wall' of jack-o-lanterns every year (there's at least 10-12 pumpkins), and every year, I hear people gush about it.........

But you'll not hear me gush  (hmm, i think that sentence could be cut from this post and used in ways that I didn't intend), because ALL of the pumpkins and their designs are the result of MARTHA STEWART STENCILS!

*spitting, with digust*

Give me an impossible-to-guess-what-its-supposed-to-be pumpkin that's been created by a 6-yr old over that shit ANY day.


Pictures of the gushing wall please. {ignores the hating on people with no talent who get off their ass and make cool stuff} Yes I made a stencil for mine too.
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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2010, 11:01:17 PM »


A neighbour down the street puts up this 'wall' of jack-o-lanterns every year (there's at least 10-12 pumpkins), and every year, I hear people gush about it.........

But you'll not hear me gush  (hmm, i think that sentence could be cut from this post and used in ways that I didn't intend), because ALL of the pumpkins and their designs are the result of MARTHA STEWART STENCILS!

*spitting, with digust*

Give me an impossible-to-guess-what-its-supposed-to-be pumpkin that's been created by a 6-yr old over that shit ANY day.


Pictures of the gushing wall please. {ignores the hating on people with no talent who get off their ass and make cool stuff} Yes I made a stencil for mine too.


I'll snap a pic for you :)   and seaotter, if YOU made the stencil, then that's your work! :)

The wall-o-pumps peeps will only get compliments on their knife work from me!  :)



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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2010, 11:04:03 PM »


A neighbour down the street puts up this 'wall' of jack-o-lanterns every year (there's at least 10-12 pumpkins), and every year, I hear people gush about it.........

But you'll not hear me gush  (hmm, i think that sentence could be cut from this post and used in ways that I didn't intend), because ALL of the pumpkins and their designs are the result of MARTHA STEWART STENCILS!

*spitting, with digust*

Give me an impossible-to-guess-what-its-supposed-to-be pumpkin that's been created by a 6-yr old over that shit ANY day.


Pictures of the gushing wall please. {ignores the hating on people with no talent who get off their ass and make cool stuff} Yes I made a stencil for mine too.


I'll snap a pic for you :)   and seaotter, if YOU made the stencil, then that's your work! :)

The wall-o-pumps peeps will only get compliments on their knife work from me!  :)

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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2010, 11:59:18 PM »


A neighbour down the street puts up this 'wall' of jack-o-lanterns every year (there's at least 10-12 pumpkins), and every year, I hear people gush about it.........

But you'll not hear me gush  (hmm, i think that sentence could be cut from this post and used in ways that I didn't intend), because ALL of the pumpkins and their designs are the result of MARTHA STEWART STENCILS!

*spitting, with digust*

Give me an impossible-to-guess-what-its-supposed-to-be pumpkin that's been created by a 6-yr old over that shit ANY day.

And how many pumpkins will you be carving this year?

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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2010, 02:16:49 AM »
And how many pumpkins will you be carving this year?


Two :)   and minus the use of steel tools, they're all-natural baby!

No air of Martha Stewart cookie-cutter/faux-creativity on my little porch :)


And hey, I've been assuming that the phalanx-o-jack-o-lantern guys do their own carving......but they could have hired-out for all i know (which would be consistent with their attitude towards design :)



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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2010, 03:00:07 AM »

this isn't me
and this isn't mine.....

but it's damn impressive :)



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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2010, 05:45:02 PM »
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Re: Pumpkins
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2010, 05:53:06 PM »
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