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A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« on: April 01, 2011, 04:52:29 PM »
One night, [you] woke up to the sound of a loud banging on the front door.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2011, 05:22:27 PM »
"Who's there?" he asks, wondering whether it's a recursive dream.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 05:30:25 PM »
"Is that you, [you]?"
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 05:34:26 PM »
"This better not be a lame knock knock joke."
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2011, 08:16:42 AM »
"Wait a minuet, how could I be at my own door," [you] thought.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2011, 09:01:00 AM »
You opened the door and jumped six feet.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2011, 09:33:35 AM »
Because you're a velociraptor.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2011, 09:49:54 AM »
And then you grabbed a shotgun and efficiently killed yourself.

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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2011, 10:51:49 AM »
The end.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2011, 10:55:45 AM »
Or is it?
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2011, 11:04:29 AM »
It turns out you have been reincarnated as a pot of petunias.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2011, 11:17:38 AM »
"This sucks, I'm a fuckin' flower." you mumble.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2011, 11:19:36 AM »
Oh no, not again.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2011, 01:20:41 PM »
And then, you woke up.
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I'm just the victim of my cognitive privilege