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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2011, 04:00:30 PM »
But meanwhile, in an alternate dimension, your alternate self was just leaving the house.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2011, 06:04:47 AM »
Your alternate self needed a bottle of milk, so 'you' decided to go to the shops.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2011, 12:48:19 PM »
As you walked out the door, something very strange happened.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2011, 01:47:13 PM »
A skunk pops out of the bushes, and gives you a good spraying.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2011, 02:11:03 PM »
FUCK SHIT CUNT SUCK:  You give the skunk a hard punting.

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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2011, 02:25:40 PM »
     Above it all, FX sat silently, smiling.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2011, 03:06:24 PM »
The punted skunk landed right in the lap of ♫♪ FX ♪♫, who had been smiling from a branch in the tree above you.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2011, 03:26:05 PM »
     FX consumes the skunk.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2011, 03:59:47 PM »
The skunk FX consumed was considered the last straw, no longer will the underground race of sentient skunks sit idely by while their brothers and sisters are so carelessly slaughtered, the skunk uprising has begun!
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2011, 04:01:51 PM »
     FX chuckles in an evil manner, and rubs his hands together.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2011, 04:03:42 PM »
The skunks of this dimension activate their dimensional elimination device, which reaches out to all possible dimensions and times and eliminates ♫♪ FX ♪♫ from this story and all possible future stories, thus protecting the multiverse for all skunk and humankind.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2011, 04:05:29 PM »
     And yet, in keeping with the narcissistic story, every single post still includes FX in some manner.
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Re: A narcissistic story (One sentence per post)
« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2011, 05:45:54 PM »
However, from this point forth FX will be referred to as 'you' for all intents and purposes in this story.
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