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Offline fred.slota

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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #390 on: March 01, 2019, 09:11:39 AM »
Moo.

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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #391 on: March 01, 2019, 09:12:17 AM »
Knock, Knock.
  Who's there?
Time traveling cow.
  Time traveling cow who?

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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #392 on: March 01, 2019, 11:14:05 AM »
That was excellent.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes...smack...awww crap.
A skydiver goes...awww crap...SMACK.
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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #393 on: March 01, 2019, 11:41:29 AM »
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.
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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #394 on: March 01, 2019, 11:43:34 AM »
Knock knock.
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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #395 on: March 03, 2019, 08:11:42 PM »
Self-described nerd. Pronouns: He/Him.

Tarvek: There's more to being an evil despot than getting cake whenever you want it.
Agatha: If that's what you think, then you're DOING IT WRONG!

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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #396 on: March 04, 2019, 02:10:54 PM »
Quote from: Steven Novella
gleefully altering one’s beliefs to accommodate new information should be a badge of honor

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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #398 on: March 04, 2019, 10:38:25 PM »
This chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.
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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #399 on: March 04, 2019, 10:45:26 PM »
I was thinking I was going to get a totally different chicken.

Hey, I've got a good knock knock joke. You start.
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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #400 on: March 05, 2019, 11:58:34 AM »
I was thinking I was going to get a totally different chicken.

Hey, I've got a good knock knock joke. You start.

Knock, knock!
and Donald Trump is President of the United States.

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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #401 on: March 05, 2019, 12:02:21 PM »
Whose their?
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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #402 on: March 05, 2019, 06:33:16 PM »
I was thinking I was going to get a totally different chicken.

Hey, I've got a good knock knock joke. You start.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?
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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #403 on: August 16, 2019, 12:58:04 PM »
How does one black hole greet another black hole?




A gravitational wave.

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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #404 on: August 16, 2019, 01:10:47 PM »
When you realize that shovels were literally a groundbreaking invention.
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