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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #405 on: September 03, 2019, 07:59:50 PM »
Did you know Mary Poppins does not wear lipstick while giving head?

It seems her super-colour fragile lipstick makes dicks look atrocious.
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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #406 on: September 03, 2019, 08:34:55 PM »
Did you know that Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, so the soles of his feet were very tough. He also had a weird diet that both affected his health and made him very frail, and gave him very bad breath.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #407 on: September 03, 2019, 10:45:08 PM »
Did you know that Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, so the soles of his feet were very tough. He also had a weird diet that both affected his health and made him very frail, and gave him very bad breath.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

That was really funny the first time I heard it about 25 years ago.
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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #408 on: September 03, 2019, 11:22:25 PM »
Did you know that Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, so the soles of his feet were very tough. He also had a weird diet that both affected his health and made him very frail, and gave him very bad breath.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

That was really funny the first time I heard it about 25 years ago.

Wait until I remember my other joke based on that word, which is at least 50 years old. :D
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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #409 on: September 03, 2019, 11:50:33 PM »
Did you know that Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, so the soles of his feet were very tough. He also had a weird diet that both affected his health and made him very frail, and gave him very bad breath.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

That was really funny the first time I heard it about 25 years ago.

Wait until I remember my other joke based on that word, which is at least 50 years old. :D

I read a good joke in the current Australian sceptical magazine.

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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #410 on: September 04, 2019, 07:43:23 AM »
The version I remember most is one of the most famous sports headlines of all time. From the Scottish FA Cup when minnow Caledonan Thistle upset highly-favoured Celtic in the third round:

Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious

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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #411 on: September 07, 2019, 10:17:02 PM »
I applied to be a sperm donor. The nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cup. I told her I'm pretty good, but there's no way I'm ready to compete in a pro-level tournament.
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