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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2012, 11:46:04 PM »
New slogan: "Panda. It angries up the blood."
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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2012, 11:47:44 PM »
Oh man, it is my ambition to be included in this compendium.  I yearn for it the way jeremy.c. yearned to be included in Johnny Slick's angry list.

We will watch you career with great interest.

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2012, 11:50:49 PM »
New slogan: "Panda. It angries up the blood."
yeah, i get that a lot.
I am become destroyer of biology.

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2012, 02:02:49 AM »
I submit this exchange for your quote thread:
I can metabolise more extra calories with an hour or so of exercise than freezing my nuts off all day.  I know which I'd prefer.

The reporter in the clip might not be able to do so.
Agreed it's unlikely she could freeze my nuts off.

I lol'd.
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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2012, 02:07:37 AM »
THE FIRST RULE OF JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST  >:( >:( >:( >:(
Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day.

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2012, 02:11:49 AM »
THE FIRST RULE OF JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST  >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2012, 07:25:46 AM »
Wasn't it a super angry list?

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2012, 10:08:59 AM »
THE FIRST RULE OF JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST  >:( >:( >:( >:(

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2012, 03:46:28 PM »
Added one from our supreme overlord.

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2012, 11:02:02 PM »
THE FIRST RULE OF JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST  >:( >:( >:( >:(



People are so used to criticizing religion in whispers, that a normal voice, sounds like a shout.

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2012, 06:23:01 PM »
Another beautiful exchange. What's great is that I don't think everyone gets the joke in the thread. :D
It's true. Mordor orc milk pasteurizes itself. :(
In America, one does not simply walk into dairy farms. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2012, 07:45:50 PM »
Another beautiful exchange. What's great is that I don't think everyone gets the joke in the thread. :D
It's true. Mordor orc milk pasteurizes itself. :(
In America, one does not simply walk into dairy farms. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Isn't missing a LOTR joke a banishable offense?

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2012, 08:08:48 PM »
Another beautiful exchange. What's great is that I don't think everyone gets the joke in the thread. :D
It's true. Mordor orc milk pasteurizes itself. :(
In America, one does not simply walk into dairy farms. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Isn't missing a LOTR joke a banishable offense?
Stop being such a genrist. >:(
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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2012, 09:10:01 AM »
New one cuz Audiophile's a card-carrying badass.

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2012, 02:01:14 AM »
I want in. I better start posting in more than just mafia threads. And start being funny.

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