Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature

[Eternally Learning]

I often see quotes I'd love to add to my sig, but don't since there's only so much space.  Well, in a moment there'll be a link there instead to my next post which will contain all the quotes.  Here's hoping you'll make the cut!

[AQB24712]

Oh, the suspense!

[Eternally Learning]

First of all, referring to something as "the root of all evil" always looks suspicious.

Wookie tea indeed, teethering; wookie tea indeed.

Totes +1 with bacon EL.

Before i had it, i had some really nice smelling and tasty Penischeese.

Oh look, as the distorted beast you created out of my argument lays defeated on the ground,  my  argument remains unscathed.

Go go. Fuck that idiot. Id hate for him o be right! There For you have to quite!

You know, according to her definition and her behavior in that clip, "calling atheism a religion" is a religion.

I've gotten in real trouble once for telling a Colonel off when he showed such opinions. Might have been due to me calling him a fat useless cretin that would get his arse kicked by almost any of the women I've trained.

Splendid!  Simply splendid!  I verily swooned from mirth.

HOW DARE YOU.

Assault, my ass.

EL's ass is an example of an analogy.

Stop, please.We have reached the point at which I ask everyone to stop dickering about assholes and cool off.

Maybe he has nothing to hide?

[Eternally Learning]

I just want to say, I'm very proud of my quote from AJR.  The thread was locked so I couldn't get the message data to make a linkable quote like usual and the version I'd had in my sig before got messed up.  All the link and name info was easy as you just need to modify the url to the post a bit, but all the info's there.  What isn't there or easily accessible is the time and date stamp.  It's completely separate from the link data and doesn't directly translate to a time a date like one would expect.  What it does do is count the seconds from December 31st, 1969 at 7:00:00 PM, and I managed to figure that out and get the amount of seconds between that time and date and when AJR posted the quote.  BOO-YAH!

[/shameless brag]

[David E.]

Liberty is Freedom tempered by Responsibility, without Responsibility there is no Liberty, only the freedom of the Mob

[pandamonium]

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[Eternally Learning]

New one.  BTW, if anyone else wants to utilize a post in this thread to add their quotes to for a similar reason, that'd be cool with me.  It'd also make it so there are multiple quote threads hanging around.

[Eternally Learning]

New addition.  Really not a best quote per se, but certainly one I'll not soon be forgetting.

[AQB24712]

Ahmahgahd.

[Eternally Learning]

Ahmahgahd.

 

[Lancezh]

Yay i'm in the best quote Thread! Yay yay! There's no such thing as bad publicity young padawan, remember that.

[Eternally Learning]

Added a new one.

[Eternally Learning]

And another.

[AQB24712]

Oh man, it is my ambition to be included in this compendium.  I yearn for it the way jeremy.c. yearned to be included in Johnny Slick's angry list.

[pandamonium]

Oh man, it is my ambition to be included in this compendium.  I yearn for it the way jeremy.c. yearned to be included in Johnny Slick's angry list.

that list wasn't so prestigious--i was on it, after all.