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Songs about genitalia
« on: April 13, 2012, 03:53:30 PM »
Here are a couple to start the list.



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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2012, 04:37:48 PM »
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin

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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2012, 03:33:33 AM »
Upon reading the thread title, I immediately thought of this one:

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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2012, 03:40:31 AM »
Sort of:

A bit of dumb, On a flea, On the wing, On the fly, On the frog, On the bump, On the log, In the hole, In the middle of the sea of awesome.

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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2012, 07:00:27 AM »


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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2012, 09:21:32 AM »
One of my favorites from my childhood...


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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2012, 10:24:41 AM »





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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2012, 10:38:42 AM »
HOLY SHIT AQB!  You just became my bestest internet friend, by posting Jellyfish.  One of the world most underrated bands ever.

I like

Primus "Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver"



and XTC "Pink Thing" - Which may be about his kid, or his cock.



O.P.P. - Naughty by Nature.  Equal opportunity genitalia represented here.  (Now for the ladies OPP mean somethin' diffr'nt)



Stuffin Martha's Muffin - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper (feat The Moron Tallywacker Choir)



And perhaps the best song about a vagina ever

http://vodpod.com/watch/1176769-prince-little-red-corvette

I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine indeed.  (Prince doesn't allow embedding - sorry.)
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2012, 08:23:31 AM »
Ween, waving my dick in the wind



Amanda Palmer & the young punks Map of Tasmania

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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2012, 08:57:22 AM »
Map of Tasmania. Brilliant, and so obvious.

Now if you excuse me I am off to stimulate Hobart. If you know what I mean.
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2012, 10:10:07 AM »
I saw that video for the first time here, Karyn posted, it's pretty awesome.

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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2012, 11:47:03 AM »
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2012, 12:01:57 PM »


Maynard's Dick!

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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2012, 12:37:24 AM »

I love that this was released as an instrumental so better emcees could make a better song of it than 'Fitty Cent' did.


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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2012, 10:18:05 AM »
Depending on how we interpret this there could be a whole lot of rap songs that qualify. Many of 2 live crews have genitals in the title, but I’m at work now and can’t get to you tube to post links.