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Not The Onion: Insane true news-stories
« on: October 12, 2015, 03:32:32 PM »
I borrowed this idea from a subreddit by the same name, where people advertise real news stories from around the world that sound insane but aren't satirical.
The said subreddit is very strict about sources and wording, but let's just have fun instead.
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Re: Not The Onion: Insane true news-stories
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2015, 03:34:23 PM »
So - earlier today, some guy in Israel disarmed a terrorist using his nunchuks:




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Re: Not The Onion: Insane true news-stories
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2015, 03:41:24 PM »
The ancient art of

“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin

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Re: Not The Onion: Insane true news-stories
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2015, 07:12:22 AM »
It gets weirder, today somebody disarmed a terrorist using a selfie-stick.
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Re: Not The Onion: Insane true news-stories
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2015, 07:21:04 AM »
You should watch What the fuck is wrong with you. You'd be amazed how many women store things up their vaginas. Heroin, meth, crack pipes, pistols...
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Re: Not The Onion: Insane true news-stories
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2015, 08:18:09 AM »
We need to stop supporting these barbarians.
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Re: Not The Onion: Insane true news-stories
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2015, 09:40:38 AM »
A group of Palestinian protesters take a break from throwing rocks to celebrate one of the protesters' birthday.



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Re: Not The Onion: Insane true news-stories
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2015, 02:23:00 PM »
An actual photograph of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu earlier today near the Gaza border:

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Re: Not The Onion: Insane true news-stories
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2015, 02:30:54 PM »
An actual photograph of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu earlier today near the Gaza border:



Those are clearly filters to help him  see that nothing is wrong in Gaza.

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Re: Not The Onion: Insane true news-stories
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2015, 03:00:12 PM »
Or anywhere, really.
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Re: Not The Onion: Insane true news-stories
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2015, 03:42:55 PM »

Am I then only one who thinks a Palestinian using a sling against the Israeli's ironic>

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Re: Not The Onion: Insane true news-stories
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2015, 04:04:55 PM »

Am I then only one who thinks a Palestinian using a sling against the Israeli's ironic>



What ever do you mean, Davey?
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