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Offline Anders

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Marvel Universe question
« on: October 29, 2015, 11:54:52 AM »
Could you make a dildo out of vibranium? What properties would it have?
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Re: Marvel Universe question
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2015, 02:00:38 PM »
Since vibranium absorbs kinetic energy it would make a very poor vibrator.
You would essentially have a phallic of metal that does nothing but never break.
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Re: Marvel Universe question
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2015, 02:05:27 PM »
Yeah. Admantium would be better, but then you'd just have a very expensive unbreakable vibrator.
 Be better it have it made out of uru, Odin could put down some wicked enchantments for you.
 Or out of the liquid metal stuff Stark has been working with fir awhile.
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Re: Marvel Universe question
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2015, 05:37:56 PM »
You could throw the dildo and have it bounce off of multiple bum holes!
Also, carbonadium is what you really want to make it with.
Thats what Omega Reds tentacles are made of.