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Re: The Ken M Thread
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2016, 01:01:38 AM »


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Re: The Ken M Thread
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2016, 04:57:55 PM »
Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day.

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Re: The Ken M Thread
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2016, 04:58:53 PM »
Okay, that one got me
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Re: The Ken M Thread
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2016, 09:44:30 AM »
“Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.”
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Re: The Ken M Thread
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2016, 10:08:53 AM »
Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day.

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Re: The Ken M Thread
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2016, 01:57:34 PM »
Vulgarity is the fool's fig leaf.
I need to remember that.  :laugh:
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Re: The Ken M Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2017, 01:58:03 PM »
Ken M is full of alternative facts!
Now where I come from
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Re: The Ken M Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2017, 02:33:43 PM »
I thought this guy was an idiot until his comment that they know there are only 6 undiscovered species in the ocean because they list them all and circle the ones they haven't found yet. Hilarious. (I'd never heard of him until this thread.)
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Re: The Ken M Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2017, 02:47:48 PM »
I'm not sure you can call it trolling if he's being sincere. He sounds like a nice, but albeit uninformed nice guy.



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Re: The Ken M Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2017, 03:01:25 PM »
A well mannered and nice troll, that's genius. 

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Re: The Ken M Thread
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2018, 07:23:38 PM »
One of the best Ken M posts I've seen in a long time:


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Re: The Ken M Thread
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2018, 12:47:09 AM »
The first time I saw the Chef Boyardee bit I nearly fell off the toilet
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