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Re: Fact or Crap? 2017 Edition
« Reply #840 on: May 18, 2017, 08:02:56 AM »
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Re: Fact or Crap? 2017 Edition
« Reply #841 on: May 18, 2017, 01:56:27 PM »
Wed, May 17

Worldwide, Donald Trump owns and operates luxury hotels that offer first-class amenities to pet-guests sharing a room with 'their humans'.  These services include in-room dining, bottl...

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Re: Fact or Crap? 2017 Edition
« Reply #842 on: May 18, 2017, 01:56:47 PM »

Thu, May 18

Computer addiction is a real disease.
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Re: Fact or Crap? 2017 Edition
« Reply #843 on: May 18, 2017, 02:16:12 PM »
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It's always more complicated than that.

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Re: Fact or Crap? 2017 Edition
« Reply #844 on: May 18, 2017, 02:24:49 PM »
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Re: Fact or Crap? 2017 Edition
« Reply #845 on: May 18, 2017, 07:15:30 PM »
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You know what? I think we should stop referring to the "Calendar Monkey". I think it gives them too much credit to refer to them as a "monkey". Monkeys are clever.

I think we're dealing with a Calendar Turkey, or a Calendar Sheep or something. Not a monkey.

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Re: Fact or Crap? 2017 Edition
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Re: Fact or Crap? 2017 Edition
« Reply #847 on: May 18, 2017, 09:47:27 PM »
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Fuck I hate second guessing the Calendar Writing Slug.
Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Re: Fact or Crap? 2017 Edition
« Reply #848 on: May 20, 2017, 02:08:54 PM »
Thu, May 18

Experts agree computer addiction is a real disease, a disease as difficult to control ass any other.  To help curb or eliminate this disease early in life, experts recommend parents limit a child's use of the computer to an hour per day.  Does that compute?
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Re: Fact or Crap? 2017 Edition
« Reply #849 on: May 20, 2017, 02:09:10 PM »

Fri, May 19

Annie Edson Taylor leaped from the Golden Gate Bridge as she cuddles her pet cat, Mr Right, in a pet murder-suicide attempt in 1930.  Annie died instantly, but fortunately, Mr. Right survived the fall, and swam to the safety of a nearby tour boat.
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Re: Fact or Crap? 2017 Edition
« Reply #850 on: May 20, 2017, 06:33:06 PM »
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« Reply #853 on: May 20, 2017, 10:32:08 PM »
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Re: Fact or Crap? 2017 Edition
« Reply #854 on: May 21, 2017, 02:52:09 PM »
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