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Offline Noisy Rhysling

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #255 on: December 21, 2018, 08:49:41 AM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
"Sunday's horoscope is note worthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." Your Horoscope" L.A. Evening Herald Express, Sat, 12/06/41

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #256 on: December 21, 2018, 12:59:53 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crucial that you do.
« Last Edit: December 22, 2018, 07:00:17 AM by werecow »
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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #257 on: December 21, 2018, 01:26:41 PM »
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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #258 on: December 22, 2018, 01:21:55 AM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #259 on: December 22, 2018, 01:53:49 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #260 on: December 22, 2018, 02:00:47 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
"Sunday's horoscope is note worthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." Your Horoscope" L.A. Evening Herald Express, Sat, 12/06/41

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #261 on: December 22, 2018, 02:41:33 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #262 on: December 22, 2018, 02:51:37 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Morvis' Law: Anything that does go wrong is my fault.

Offline Noisy Rhysling

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #263 on: December 22, 2018, 04:02:06 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
"Sunday's horoscope is note worthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." Your Horoscope" L.A. Evening Herald Express, Sat, 12/06/41

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #264 on: December 22, 2018, 04:22:13 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
evidence trumps experience | performance over perfection | responsibility – authority = scapegoat | emotions motivate; data doesn't

Offline Noisy Rhysling

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #265 on: December 22, 2018, 08:12:24 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
Most likely the staff will get their back-up.
"Sunday's horoscope is note worthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." Your Horoscope" L.A. Evening Herald Express, Sat, 12/06/41

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #266 on: December 23, 2018, 10:12:50 AM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
Most likely the staff will get their back-up.
We all know who to blame.
Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Morvis' Law: Anything that does go wrong is my fault.

Offline Noisy Rhysling

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #267 on: December 23, 2018, 12:07:16 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
Most likely the staff will get their back-up.
We all know who to blame.
Do we really want to walk through that Gates?
"Sunday's horoscope is note worthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." Your Horoscope" L.A. Evening Herald Express, Sat, 12/06/41

Offline Morvis13

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #268 on: December 23, 2018, 04:14:15 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
Most likely the staff will get their back-up.
We all know who to blame.
Do we really want to walk through that Gates?
Couldn't resist
Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Morvis' Law: Anything that does go wrong is my fault.

Offline Noisy Rhysling

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #269 on: December 23, 2018, 05:53:08 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
Most likely the staff will get their back-up.
We all know who to blame.
Do we really want to walk through that Gates?
Couldn't resist
Ohm well.
"Sunday's horoscope is note worthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." Your Horoscope" L.A. Evening Herald Express, Sat, 12/06/41

 

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