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Offline brilligtove

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #270 on: December 23, 2018, 10:53:05 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
Most likely the staff will get their back-up.
We all know who to blame.
Do we really want to walk through that Gates?
Couldn't resist
Ohm well.
This thread is currently moving pretty far from computers and into electronics, but OK?
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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #271 on: December 24, 2018, 05:22:08 AM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
Most likely the staff will get their back-up.
We all know who to blame.
Do we really want to walk through that Gates?
Couldn't resist
Ohm well.
This thread is currently moving pretty far from computers and into electronics, but OK?
I get a charge out of it, so I'm cool.
"Sunday's horoscope is note worthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." Your Horoscope" L.A. Evening Herald Express, Sat, 12/06/41

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #272 on: December 24, 2018, 11:47:44 AM »
Ohm my god, this is revolting.
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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #273 on: December 24, 2018, 02:29:32 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
Most likely the staff will get their back-up.
We all know who to blame.
Do we really want to walk through that Gates?
Couldn't resist
Ohm well.
This thread is currently moving pretty far from computers and into electronics, but OK?
I get a charge out of it, so I'm cool.
It is kind of electrifying.
Mooohn!

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #274 on: December 24, 2018, 02:39:00 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
Most likely the staff will get their back-up.
We all know who to blame.
Do we really want to walk through that Gates?
Couldn't resist
Ohm well.
This thread is currently moving pretty far from computers and into electronics, but OK?
I get a charge out of it, so I'm cool.
It is kind of electrifying.
Like riding sixty cycles all at once!
"Sunday's horoscope is note worthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." Your Horoscope" L.A. Evening Herald Express, Sat, 12/06/41

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #275 on: December 24, 2018, 03:21:39 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
Most likely the staff will get their back-up.
We all know who to blame.
Do we really want to walk through that Gates?
Couldn't resist
Ohm well.
This thread is currently moving pretty far from computers and into electronics, but OK?
I get a charge out of it, so I'm cool.
It is kind of electrifying.
Like riding sixty cycles all at once!
That Hertz
Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Morvis' Law: Anything that does go wrong is my fault.

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #276 on: December 24, 2018, 03:36:42 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
Most likely the staff will get their back-up.
We all know who to blame.
Do we really want to walk through that Gates?
Couldn't resist
Ohm well.
This thread is currently moving pretty far from computers and into electronics, but OK?
I get a charge out of it, so I'm cool.
It is kind of electrifying.
Like riding sixty cycles all at once!
That Hertz
I think we've transistioned into a new phase now that I can no longer see the most deeply nested comments anymore on my 1080p screen.
Mooohn!

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #277 on: December 24, 2018, 08:15:02 PM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
Most likely the staff will get their back-up.
We all know who to blame.
Do we really want to walk through that Gates?
Couldn't resist
Ohm well.
This thread is currently moving pretty far from computers and into electronics, but OK?
I get a charge out of it, so I'm cool.
It is kind of electrifying.
Like riding sixty cycles all at once!
That Hertz
I think we've transistioned into a new phase now that I can no longer see the most deeply nested comments anymore on my 1080p screen.
It is revolting.
evidence trumps experience | performance over perfection | responsibility – authority = scapegoat | emotions motivate; data doesn't

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #278 on: December 25, 2018, 05:55:59 AM »
I need more coffee, that took me a second.
Just a bit.
A byte to eat wouldn't hurt either.
Do we have any chips?
I could RAM some of those down my throat right now.
Well, that would harm the BIOSphere.
Don't make me CPUke.
Did I make you too atey sick?
That took me a while. Musbt've been tired.
Are we making an Whore-amid?
Careful, or we're going to get RAIDed.
Why do you keep RAMming these down our throats?
I wish I could remember
Huh. Still ticking along. I guess we won't CMOS on this rollin' stone.
You are all a bunch of DIMM wits.
If you squint the whore-amid looks like a boomerang.
Thread's gone all floppy like. We've lost that hard drive.
It's bark is worse than it's byte
And with that it time for me to page out.
It's Crusial that you do.
Now you're out of bounds.
Morvis, you reused "byte". Do you need pointers? Don't be offended - just a poke at you. (I put in 10 puns to bring our average back up, but now it's 11. Or 100. Shit, I think I'm caught in a recusive function!)
This thread is heading for the Pun Partition of Fame.
I can see forever! Or maybe just until Long.MAX_VALUE.
We might need a redundant auxiliary backup.
I'm ROOTing for us
What happens when we break the page? Fault will be assigned?
Most likely the staff will get their back-up.
We all know who to blame.
Do we really want to walk through that Gates?
Couldn't resist
Ohm well.
This thread is currently moving pretty far from computers and into electronics, but OK?
I get a charge out of it, so I'm cool.
It is kind of electrifying.
Like riding sixty cycles all at once!
That Hertz
I think we've transistioned into a new phase now that I can no longer see the most deeply nested comments anymore on my 1080p screen.
It is revolting.
AI, verah revoltin'!
"Sunday's horoscope is note worthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." Your Horoscope" L.A. Evening Herald Express, Sat, 12/06/41

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #279 on: December 27, 2018, 10:08:33 PM »
Transformer explosion at a ConEd plant in NYC:



Up close video. Turns blue at 0:20, ends at 2:50


Twitter videos, spoilered for length:
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If global warming is real then how come I just felt this chill down my spine?

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #280 on: December 28, 2018, 05:37:08 AM »
Squirrel?
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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #281 on: December 28, 2018, 06:15:21 AM »
Being reminded of how long it can take to replace transformers, I wonder if we'll be more or less vulnerable to things like solar flares with distributed power production. Depending on if it means more critical components that can be fried and have to be replaced before things can get up and running again.

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #282 on: December 29, 2018, 04:35:47 PM »


SPACE!
If global warming is real then how come I just felt this chill down my spine?

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #283 on: January 01, 2019, 12:18:18 AM »
If global warming is real then how come I just felt this chill down my spine?

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« Reply #284 on: January 01, 2019, 04:19:54 PM »


(Reference to Blade Runner)
If global warming is real then how come I just felt this chill down my spine?

 

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