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« Reply #450 on: March 31, 2019, 12:42:22 PM »


This kind of fits in here, right?

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« Reply #451 on: March 31, 2019, 12:47:46 PM »
Hahahahahahaha
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« Reply #452 on: March 31, 2019, 01:17:06 PM »
Ooooh.  Thats a great example of my fave fallacy.  The reification fallacy where you mistake the abstract representation fo a concrete thing in the real world.
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« Reply #453 on: March 31, 2019, 01:21:07 PM »
Another sunk ship model

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« Reply #454 on: March 31, 2019, 06:38:55 PM »


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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #455 on: April 01, 2019, 05:58:07 AM »
New Egg has a new processor



The Newegg iBrite RGB CPU



    Cores: 100
    Threads: 200
    DDR5 RAM support: Sure, probably
    Base clock: 1.4 PHz
    Overclock capable, but doing so might create a small black hole inside your CPU (and void your warranty)
    PCIe Lanes: 28. Oh you're really gonna use more? Please...
    Socket LGA1151 compatible. We're as surprised as you are
    RGB lighting capable
    You can pay for more colors. People like microtransactions, right?
    Also, don't de-lid these. Seriously. You'll break all the RGB
    And you'll hurt our feelings
    Includes a free copy of LawBreakers

https://www.newegg.com/promotions/nepro/19-0630/index.html?utm_medium=Email&utm_source=GD040119&cm_mmc=EMC-GD040119-_-index-_-L0-_-iBrite



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« Reply #456 on: April 01, 2019, 06:20:39 AM »
I understood some of those words.
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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #457 on: April 01, 2019, 08:54:30 AM »
Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Morvis' Law: Anything that does go wrong is my fault.

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #458 on: April 01, 2019, 10:45:53 AM »
New Egg has a new processor



The Newegg iBrite RGB CPU



    Cores: 100
    Threads: 200
    DDR5 RAM support: Sure, probably
    Base clock: 1.4 PHz
    Overclock capable, but doing so might create a small black hole inside your CPU (and void your warranty)
    PCIe Lanes: 28. Oh you're really gonna use more? Please...
    Socket LGA1151 compatible. We're as surprised as you are
    RGB lighting capable
    You can pay for more colors. People like microtransactions, right?
    Also, don't de-lid these. Seriously. You'll break all the RGB
    And you'll hurt our feelings
    Includes a free copy of LawBreakers

https://www.newegg.com/promotions/nepro/19-0630/index.html?utm_medium=Email&utm_source=GD040119&cm_mmc=EMC-GD040119-_-index-_-L0-_-iBrite

I like the warranty:

No.

The reviews tab is worth perusing too.

    Tony S. Ownership: 1 month to 1 year Verified Owner
    Great CPU but buyer beware 03/27/2019 3:29:31 PM
    Pros: This thing is incredible, once I got it setup I booted up Apex
            and felt like I was really “In The Game”.
    Cons: I can’t escape and I’m scared. All I have is a Mozambique
            and a common helmet and my squad dropped Skull Town.
            Tell my family daddy loves them and misses them very much.
    Other Thoughts: I really like the processor but considering my
            current situation, I would not buy again

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« Reply #459 on: April 01, 2019, 11:00:17 AM »
Today on stackoverflow:

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #460 on: April 01, 2019, 01:12:56 PM »
Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Morvis' Law: Anything that does go wrong is my fault.

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« Reply #461 on: April 03, 2019, 01:38:09 PM »
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... in war the screams are loud and harsh and in peace the wail is so drawn-out we tell ourselves we hear nothing.

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« Reply #462 on: April 03, 2019, 05:25:37 PM »
"Sunday's horoscope is note worthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." Your Horoscope" L.A. Evening Herald Express, Sat, 12/06/41

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Re: Tech.jpg
« Reply #463 on: April 03, 2019, 05:32:35 PM »
I'd rather be replaced by a robot.

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« Reply #464 on: April 03, 2019, 06:37:56 PM »
I'd rather be replaced by a robot.

No worries, just give it time.
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