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Offline JohnM

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'When I wake up I use my copper toungue scrapper'
« on: January 12, 2019, 02:21:28 PM »

A quote from the most entertaining piece I've read this year.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/4a937872-1339-11e9-8239-c0a124428b01


Offline Tassie Dave

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Re: 'When I wake up I use my copper toungue scrapper'
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2019, 03:06:55 PM »
I can't see more than the first paragraph (without subscribing), but even that is ridiculous  ;)

"I have a glass of Rebel Kitchen raw coconut water (you should be drinking slightly pink coconut water not white, as that’s more concentrated) and dilute it with normal water at a ratio of 2:1"

What a wank  :D

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Re: 'When I wake up I use my copper toungue scrapper'
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2019, 03:30:05 PM »

You can read it if you register

The whole thing is gold dust. Would love for it to be read out on the SGU!

"I often go to Hyde Park, take off my shoes and stare at the sun and do yoga for 20 minutes. Being barefoot grounds me and I receive electrons from the earth."

"My set-up is quite specific when it comes to EMFs. EMFs are silent, invisible and deadly fields that are emitted by any electrical device that bombard our cells. Given there are known health risks, I do my best to mitigate these by making sure my computer is plugged in via an ethernet cable and the mobile data function is turned off on my phone. This means the phone is connected via the local wifi and not through cell towers."




 

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