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Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« on: January 23, 2018, 03:17:01 pm »
I've entered The New Yorker's cartoon caption contest many times but have never made it into the top three submissions -- the finalists. When shown the three finalists, selecting the winning caption often seems so obvious. What is it that the caption contest tests?

Does the image below suggest a caption to you?

https://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionContest.aspx



 (If you were to enter this week's contest, would you let us know your submission after the entry period closes at the end of January 28th?)

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Re: Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2018, 07:27:25 pm »
All scans and workups so far remain inconclusive, so I brought in a new team to try a taste test.
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Re: Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2018, 07:39:18 pm »
Enter it, that's funny!

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Re: Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2018, 07:50:21 pm »
Enter it, that's funny!
Just did, thanks!!!
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Re: Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2018, 07:11:44 pm »
The finalists were:

“It's a miracle that you survived. Your house was totally devoured.”
Submitted by David Rosania, Rye Beach, N.H.

   “Have you tried icing it?”
Submitted by Xiwen Wang, Williamstown, Mass.

   “We'd like to keep you here for further tasting.”
Submitted by Gary Borislow, Johns Creek, Ga.

I like yours better.

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Re: Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2018, 09:05:21 pm »
Didn't know cooking schools had Emergency Rooms, eh Mr. Johnson?
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Re: Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2018, 09:03:44 pm »
The "icing" one is good.

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Re: Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2018, 08:49:52 am »
"I have good news and baked news."
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Re: Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2018, 08:18:12 pm »
The finalists were:

“It's a miracle that you survived. Your house was totally devoured.”
Submitted by David Rosania, Rye Beach, N.H.

   “Have you tried icing it?”
Submitted by Xiwen Wang, Williamstown, Mass.

   “We'd like to keep you here for further tasting.”
Submitted by Gary Borislow, Johns Creek, Ga.

I like yours better.
Icing it was pretty good.
I see now I didn't keep mine brief enough as the third got to the same point much more quickly than mine.  :laugh:
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Re: Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2018, 09:15:19 pm »
it's lupus.
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Re: Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2018, 03:36:26 am »
"Sir, have you considered physician assisted suicide?  ...Please?"

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Re: Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2018, 09:57:37 am »
My favorite is “It's a miracle that you survived. Your house was totally devoured.”

Have they announced a winner?

I used to subscribe to and read The New Yorker. This was before the internet was much of a thing. Magazines were printed on paper and mailed through the post. I think I quit when I moved to Mexico and did my best to immerse myself in Spanish, which lasted for six years, for about the last half of which I was reading only Spanish. Somehow, I never returned to the magazine.
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Re: Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2018, 10:33:50 am »
The good news is we successfully removed all the gluten, but we couldn't do anything about the high fructose corn syrup.
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Re: Cartoon Caption Contest - The New Yorker
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2018, 02:32:22 pm »
"We're here to take some more samples."
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