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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #120 on: September 27, 2018, 12:55:15 AM »
According to Ryan Reynolds the French put mayo on their fries.


I don't know about the French, but I've spent most of the last three months in the Netherlands, and (1) the Dutch consume massive quantities of French fries (who knew?), and (2) they consume them with massive quantities of mayonnaise. 
Mayo on fried potato is good, but not the apex of culinary delight. It has a time and place and serves admirably in those conditions. Peppered beef gravy and fries, beef-fat fried fat fries with malt vinegar, and mid-profile dusted veg-oil fries with salt... they all have a place in my hearteries.
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #121 on: September 27, 2018, 12:57:12 AM »
According to Ryan Reynolds the French put mayo on their fries.


I don't know about the French, but I've spent most of the last three months in the Netherlands, and (1) the Dutch consume massive quantities of French fries (who knew?), and (2) they consume them with massive quantities of mayonnaise. 
Mayo on fried potato is good, but not the apex of culinary delight. It has a time and place and serves admirably in those conditions. Peppered beef gravy and fries, beef-fat fried fat fries with malt vinegar, and mid-profile dusted veg-oil fries with salt... they all have a place in my hearteries.


Just reading that gave me a minor heart attack.
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #122 on: September 27, 2018, 12:59:47 AM »
Chips with gravy is pretty much the norm here.
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #123 on: September 27, 2018, 01:04:23 AM »

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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #124 on: September 27, 2018, 01:07:15 AM »



If I knew Carbshark's address, I would totally order him one of these.
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #125 on: September 27, 2018, 01:16:02 AM »
All that comes to mind is "Christ on a cracker" but that doesn't really cover this lich-god waxsugar flatfuckbread thing.
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #126 on: September 27, 2018, 06:08:31 AM »
When my kid wants to start up a conversation with someone he doesn't know well, he asks them "Is a hot dog a sandwich?"

Those conversations go on for eight pages too.  ;)

holy shit all my social anxiety can be erased with one question give that kid a nobel or something <head spinning>

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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #127 on: September 27, 2018, 03:11:40 PM »
According to Ryan Reynolds the French put mayo on their fries.


I don't know about the French, but I've spent most of the last three months in the Netherlands, and (1) the Dutch consume massive quantities of French fries (who knew?), and (2) they consume them with massive quantities of mayonnaise. 
Mayo on fried potato is good, but not the apex of culinary delight. It has a time and place and serves admirably in those conditions. Peppered beef gravy and fries, beef-fat fried fat fries with malt vinegar, and mid-profile dusted veg-oil fries with salt... they all have a place in my hearteries.

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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #128 on: June 02, 2019, 08:11:13 PM »
https://www.8satire.com/dinosaurs-got-extinct-liked-pineapple-pizza-new-study-claims/?fbclid=IwAR0WWhzPoZExGLAShEF8JFzFBkfbTlPdgrIdqT9RiovmujE0qO6nQN884QY

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A new study claims that dinosaurs probably got extinct because they liked pineapple on their pizzas. This is suggested by a group of scientists by the University of Juan Perez in New Mexico, who came to this conclusion after analyzing several samples of dinosaurs. After studying the samples for several hours, they could obtain the composition of what those dinosaurs used to eat when they were alive. They analyzed it and realized that maybe that was the reason why they got extinct.

Obviously the article is satire, If dinosaurs were capable of putting pineapple on pizza I'm certain they would have become extinct much sooner.
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #129 on: June 09, 2019, 01:56:53 PM »
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