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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2018, 04:08:49 PM »
According to Ryan Reynolds the French put mayo on their fries.
Yes that is the correct way to eat fries.
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2018, 04:34:35 PM »
According to Ryan Reynolds the French put mayo on their fries.
Yes that is the correct way to eat fries.
Nope, just a dash of vinegar.
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2018, 04:44:36 PM »
According to Ryan Reynolds the French put mayo on their fries.
Yes that is the correct way to eat fries.
Nope, just a dash of vinegar.

Nope, just a dash of a lot of salt.

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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2018, 05:17:21 PM »
According to Ryan Reynolds the French put mayo on their fries.
Yes that is the correct way to eat fries.
Nope, just a dash of vinegar.

Nope, just a dash of a lot of salt.
Salt was a given.
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2018, 05:36:50 PM »
According to Ryan Reynolds the French put mayo on their fries.
Yes that is the correct way to eat fries.
Nope, just a dash of vinegar.

Malt vinegar.

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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2018, 06:31:23 PM »
Tomato sauce. You can get away with barbequeue sauce, but tomato is the proper sauce for chips.
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2018, 02:35:34 AM »
Tomato sauce. You can get away with barbequeue sauce, but tomato is the proper sauce for chips.

Always tomato sauce.  8) A chip sandwich is my favourite. Has to be large cut chips though, not the joke size chips that KFC or Mickey D's sell.

Mayo on chips is a crime against food  ;)

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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2018, 08:25:08 AM »
Pizza in Asia is beyond crazy.
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2018, 08:31:59 AM »
What pizza? I see no pizza present in this thread. That said I would be willing to try most of those pies.  >:D
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2018, 08:46:34 AM »
As a reference, here's an actual pizza:


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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2018, 08:47:40 AM »
What are pizzas supposed to look like?

Pizza looks Like this



or looks like Lombardi's, yum



Pizza soup from Chicago (not really pizza but they think so)



Pizza flavored cracker from St Louis (not pizza, complete laughing stock, they cant even get cheese right)



California abomination, (very much not pizza, make it go away before my eyes burn)




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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2018, 01:04:40 PM »
In the episode The Cradle of Pizza Civilization, Judge John Hodgman rules: "There are many, many different kinds of white pizzas that don't have any tomato sauce on them at all, and there's no question that they are pizzas. They come from the same Italian-American pizza-parlour tradition."
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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2018, 01:11:38 PM »
How hard is it to not give a shit about this?  lol

Yeah, I like pineapples on a thing I call pizza. 

I also like not-pineapples on a different thing that I also call pizza.

Yeah, those bananas look super gross.  But there's lots of pizzas that are pretty gross and I don't dispute their use of the name.

When I was a kid I'd spread barbeque sauce on pita bread, put american cheese on top, and microwave it.  Pizza!

The full name for the things I like could be "pizza-inspired flatbread" or "pizza-inspired casserole" (hello Chicago!) or whatever.  But it's pretty dumb to insist on that full name when "pizza" is close enough.

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Re: What's wrong with those pizzas? (Images)
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2018, 02:00:42 PM »
According to Ryan Reynolds the French put mayo on their fries.
Yes that is the correct way to eat fries.
Nope, just a dash of vinegar.

Malt vinegar.
Is there another kind?
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