Natural News / Mike Adams Newsletter Posted Here For Laughs

[Beef Wellington]

Back in my woo-filled days (more like years), I really liked Natural News. I've since returned to reality, but I'm still on their email list. Each day brings at least one new gem to my inbox, and I'd really like to share them all here. One issue I can already see is that since Mike Adams is so vehemently anti-government, at least half of the posts would cross over from the woo realm to politics and conspiracies.  Some of his updates contain both, as shown in the first example below-

Beware of the "Impossible Burger," plus breaking news on takedown of Google
The Attorney General of Louisiana is now calling for evil Google to be completely dismantled under anti-trust regulations.
The push to take down Google has finally begun. We must all eliminate Google from our world in order to save human rights and dignity.
See that full story here.
Also today: We are already living under many forms of dangerous martial law, including "digital martial law" and economic martial law.
Heed my warning for America, and why we must defeat the deep state traitors once and for all.
See my full warning here.

Stunning science shows planet Earth is being healed by rising CO2... forests expanding
While climate cultists call CO2 a "pollutant," new science shows that rising CO2 levels are actually expanding forest coverage across the planet.
In just the last few years, tree coverage has grown a whopping 7 percent, and as CO2 levels rise, forests, food crops and grasslands will recover and spring back to life.
The study was published in Nature.
See the astonishing full story here.

Warnings about "currency reset" and 5G deploying as a weapon system
We've got several important warnings for you today, starting with a must-see video about the coming "currency reset."
Lynette Zang offers a fascinating explanation of how and why your dollars are being covertly stolen from you without your knowledge or consent. When the "currency reset" comes, you'll lose everything unless you heed this warning ahead of time.
See the full article and video here.
For those of you monitoring the realm of cryptocurrency, a new channel has launched on Real.video called "KevBotReport."
This channel brings some much-needed critical thinking to the world of cryptocurrency. These short-form videos are incredibly informative.
See the story and videos here.
Finally today, see the first video below which explains how 5G wireless technology can be used as a directional weapon system to target and even execute certain individuals living within the range of 5G.


I've removed the hyperlinks to prevent clicks and subsequent pennies going his way, but feel free to use the “evil Google” to find the stories. Anyway, is this something people here would be interested in? It amazes me that people still fall for this crap, though since I was once one of them I understand. My hope is that it would be entertaining, but I wouldn't want to ruffle any feathers. My original idea was to post screenshots since Adams's smiling face next to the "astonishing revelations" adds another level of amusement, but I don't feel like opening an image account just for that. Let me know what you think.

[Beef Wellington]

Four months later and no takers. After yesterday’s email, I just have to go for it-

Vaccine deep state plots to seize Natural News and criminalize independent science journalism
The vaccine deep state has unleashed a sinister plot to seize the Natural News domain and criminalize all independent science journalism that dares discuss the risks of vaccines.
The criminal front known as the "World Health Organization" is behind the plot, and I've justed (sic) posted a red alert video and article that exposes this sinister conspiracy to silence all vaccine skeptics.
Must watch and share. See the full video and article here.
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Believe it or not, this is rather tame compared to most of NN’s email blasts. We all knew dude is insane, but goddamn.  I suppose it’s easy to forget spell-check when you’re in a bee-pollen and chia-seed k-hole. I’ve got dozens of older emails saved up, stay tuned!

[Beef Wellington]

Media "journalists" are actually demon-possessed Satanists... see this video
The battle for your mind is also a battle for your soul, and we now find ourselves in a cosmic battle for the future of humanity as Satanists are taking over every institution of modern society.
Many of the "people" now running the media, Hollywood, universities and government bureaucracies are actually demon-possessed Satan worshipers who despise all life on Earth (including natural life, natural medicine, natural birth and so on).
And they are growing stronger.
See my full report and stunning mini-documentary here.


Anything to demon-ize the actual media in hopes of driving people to his sites, I suppose.

[Beef Wellington]

For my 100th post, I proudly present a Natural News headline that ranks 5/7 on the craz-o-meter-

Earth is being terraformed in the name of "global dimming" - preparing for post-human era
I've authored today's article with great reluctance, but the conclusion is irrefutable.
Earth is now being terraformed to prepare the planet for a post-human era.
It's all being done in the name of "environmentalism," with a goal of releasing mass pollution (smog) into the atmosphere to block the sun, collapse the food supply and deplete atmospheric oxygen.
Someone has decided humans must be exterminated to "save" the planet.
See the full, detailed story here.
It includes full citations to the scientific studies, EPA citations and supporting documentation.


The actual site's headline takes it further-

TERRAFORMING has begun: "Global dimming" is a plot to EXTERMINATE humanity by terraformning the atmosphere with SMOG pollution, killing Earth's food crops and unleashing ecological collapse

The article mentions chemtrails (of course) and paints the inevitable doomsday scenario, all at the hands of the evil globalists- "...they must be stopped before they murder us all." The coming ice age / global cooling of the 1970s makes an appearance, as does a fun little info-graphic on photosynthesis. After railing for paragraphs about the "psychopath" elite, he ends by asking if everything he just posited is really happening (hey man, I'm just asking questions). I can't help but remember how uncritical my thinking used to be back when I believed this hooey. I'd laugh if it weren't so sad that millions of people still buy (literally) this nonsense, with a good number of them fiercely defending and promoting it. Adams and his ilk are are the real threat to humanity if they're willing to trade honest science and real environmental concerns for clicks and cash. Xenu help us all...

[Gig]

That’s all quite interesting


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[Beef Wellington]

Today's newsletter made me laugh more than once-

Behold, a pale horse: The 'Green New Deal' may deliver the fourth horseman of planet-wide death
Today's analysis will blow your mind. It turns out that the English translation of scripture from Revelation, talking about the "pale horse" is wrong. The original Hebrew actually describes the horse as the color "chloros," or green, with the same word root as chlorophyll, the molecule of life for all plants.
In today's analysis, I delve into how the environmentalism cult is actually a death cult, and it may be indicated as the fourh Horse, the fourth Seal of Death, written in the Book of Revelation.
Read this astonishing analysis and decide for yourself.
See my full analysis here.
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Typos, Revelation, hawking products... we have a hat-trick!

[brilligtove]

I follow a few right wingnut political cartoonists because that's about as much of the rhetoric and lies as I can handle on the average day.

In 1984 I turned 14 and my grade 8 class thought it was so weird that we were the distant dystopian future. My generation of tech and business folk have ushered in a surveilled life that Orwell would have boggled at.

[Beef Wellington]

I've heard the myth that doctors are more likely to let you die if you're an organ donor, but this one takes scaring potential donors to another level-

Warning to organ donors: You're still awake when they harvest your organs
A horrifying new scientific study reveals that patients are alive, awake and aware for several minutes after the heart stops beating.
Yet if you're an organ donor, this is when doctors rip into your body and harvest your organs to feed the medical system profit machine.
See the shocking new science that proves your consciousness continues for several minutes after you are pronounced "dead" by the organ harvesters.
Read the full story here.

[brilligtove]

For fuck's sake.

[Beef Wellington]

Dude is really stepping up his technophobia game-

Every nation on Earth must declare war against Big Tech
We have reached a precarious tipping point for humanity... a moment in history where humanity must either rise up and defeat the scourge or Big Tech or be enslaved by all-out techno-fascism.
The techno-fascist organizations like Google, Apple, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and even Wikipedia have become a clear and present danger to humanity.
As I explain in today's powerful, uncensored video, the aggressive censorship, thought control and election meddling of the tech giants is flat-out incompatible with civil society.
Either the tech giants must be defeated and dismantled, or humanity's future will be annihilated.
See my new video and article here.

P.S. We have our lab-tested, USA-grown functional mushrooms on special for the next 24 hours. Capsules and powders.
See what's available here.


...and...


You are next... defeat Big Tech now or live forever as a slave
Techno-tyranny has gone insane, and now the tyrants of Big Tech are demanding that you hate the political targets they require you to hate. And you must comply with all the "official" narratives on chemotherapy, vaccines, climate change, abortion, transgenderism and everything else.
We have now entered the most dangerous age of Orwellian censorship that humanity has ever faced. Big Tech must be defeated and dismantled.
Today we've posted a new, powerful meme that you'll want to share. We have a new Twitter video clip and more.
See my powerful warning article here.


When taken to the NN site, the "meme" is a photo showing history's most hated dictators and their corresponding (I guess?) modern-day techies. Mark Zuckerberg is Hitler, Jack Dorsey is Mussolini, Jeff Bezos is Stalin, Sundar Pichai is Pol Pot and Tim Cook is Mao Zedong. The top of the image says "ENEMIES OF HUMANITY" and the bottom shows branding that says OnlineCivilRights.org. WTF?! Please don't give them traffic. There's also a video that I can't bring myself to watch, but in true Natural News fashion Adams's paranoia is on full display in the paragraph above it- "Watch and share my red alert video, below. And note that the music levels are intentionally set very high to avoid my words being selectively edited and twisted around"


= Bonus Infowars News Letter =

Exclusive: Facebook Letter Designates Infowars As Terrorist Organization
Facebook issues gag order to 2.2 billion users not to utter Alex Jones' name aka Voldemort.


They used to compare themselves to Galileo, now it's known scum like Voldemort. There really is another world people choose to live in. I'm so glad I came back to the real one...


=EDIT=

I just checked my Junk folder and found this related blast-

ALEX JONES RESPONDS TO FACEBOOK BANNING INFOWARS - AND HIS NAME!
Facebook says only negative comments are allowed to be posted about Infowars and its host. This is Chinese-style "social credit score' censorship.


No, it isn't. And FB didn't say that... Is it still a persecution complex if the persecution is deserved?

[gebobs]

I am a bit surprised that a site calling itself Natural News is pushing climate denialism. I knew they were antivax, anti fluoride, etc. but I figured it was mostly health woo.

What's an impossible burger and why do I need to beware it?

[Beef Wellington]

I am a bit surprised that a site calling itself Natural News is pushing climate denialism. I knew they were antivax, anti fluoride, etc. but I figured it was mostly health woo.

What's an impossible burger and why do I need to beware it?

In short, plant-based meat substitute and something something something GMO... Mike Adams/NN empire has pretty much always been off the fuckin' deep-end regarding any and all conspiracies. Here's a good summary of his disinfo-sphere-

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/quackery/mike-adams-building-alternate-reality-online

https://geneticliteracyproject.org/glp-facts/mike-adams-natural-news-everyones-favorite-uber-quack-1-anti-science-website/

[Beef Wellington]

I am a bit surprised that a site calling itself Natural News is pushing climate denialism.

And right on time, here's today's newsletter-

Apple bans Natural News for publishing climate truth instead of carbon lies
Apple News has permanently banned Natural News, claiming our climate science stories violate the "scientific consensus."
Yes, Apple now disallows all dissenting views that collide with whatever lies the quack science pushers are floating on any given day, including all the transgender lies that now routinely claim that men can give birth. (Seriously, that's now a thing in the left-wing media.)
Attempting to educate people about the benefits of carbon dioxide is now a "crime" in the Apple-verse.
Read my full story here. It's just incredible.


...and from the other videos at the bottom of the email...


Bombshell Gov Official Confirms Link Between Vaccines and Autism
Watch this video

Every nation on Earth must declare war against Big Tech
Watch this video

Left-wing professor now says climate change "causes anxiety" about the future, when it’s actually lies about climate change that are making Leftists afraid and insane
By Ethan Huff | Read the full story


As you can see, he's got other writers to help him push the crazy. I remember seeing this Ethan's NN pieces years ago, it must be a good paying gig to stick with it so long.

[Beef Wellington]

We're approaching peak Mike Adams-

Huge bombshell: Bayer discovers "black ops" Monsanto unit, shuts it down
This is huge breaking news. Bayer has discovered a "black ops" unit operating inside Monsanto, which Bayer acquired last year. This is the unit that has run hit lists and hit men who hunted down and tried to assassinate anti-GMO activists such as myself.
Bayer says it has now shut down the unit and is supporting European law enforcement's effort to pursue criminal indictments against former Monsanto operatives.
We are demanding a public apology from Bayer for the 10+ years of criminal operations that targeted Natural News and myself.
See the full details of this astonishing breaking story here.

[brilligtove]

We're approaching peak Mike Adams-

Huge bombshell: Bayer discovers "black ops" Monsanto unit, shuts it down
This is huge breaking news. Bayer has discovered a "black ops" unit operating inside Monsanto, which Bayer acquired last year. This is the unit that has run hit lists and hit men who hunted down and tried to assassinate anti-GMO activists such as myself.
Bayer says it has now shut down the unit and is supporting European law enforcement's effort to pursue criminal indictments against former Monsanto operatives.
We are demanding a public apology from Bayer for the 10+ years of criminal operations that targeted Natural News and myself.
See the full details of this astonishing breaking story here.

Son of a bitch... I wrote something like that into my game, but the espionage divisions are only started in 2019/2020. Plagiarist!