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Re: Natural News / Mike Adams Newsletter Posted Here For Laughs
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2019, 06:03:15 PM »
Proof of Weather Modification - Storms don't start in the middle of a dry band unless they've had help via Geoengineering

Haha, god I wish

If we had a Directorate of Weather Control, I would sign up in a heartbeat. 
If global warming is real then how come I just felt this chill down my spine?

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Re: Natural News / Mike Adams Newsletter Posted Here For Laughs
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2019, 07:44:21 PM »
From today's email-


Facebook banned Natural News for "off-platform" article defending children
New development: We've now learned that Facebook banned Natural News for an "off-platform" article that was never posted to Facebook.
This article called for defending children from being chemically castrated or mutilated by the "LGBT indoctrination" agenda pushers who are now increasingly preying on children.
This new development means Facebook is monitoring everything you write, even off platform, and using it to determine whether you are allowed to speak at all.
See the disturbing full details here.

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Well, disturbing is right. Not the part about FB banning NN for content not featured on FB, for which Adams provides no evidence, but the article itself. It's basically Adams claiming it was an article posted only to NN that got them banned, then a laundry list of supposed atrocities that the "progressives" have carried out against today's youth in the name of "LGBT-ism." Some of the things he mentions are truly unsettling, though I doubt the way they're presented is based in reality.

In keeping with the "for laughs" purpose of this thread, I did chuckle at the related videos and the thumbnails being mixed up. The climate hoax headline is paired with a woman making a cross-eyed derp face, while the dumbing down preview shows an ominous looking globe. The "Soviet-style society" preview shows a man who looks a lot like Jason Bateman with Facebook branded gaff tape over his mouth. The "tech giants" thumbnail is a nerd wearing suspenders being stomped on by a hipster wearing torn skinny jeans and green sneakers. The nerd appears to be minding his own business, at least the dropped grocery bag gives that impression. The concrete wall behind them is tagged with Google, Apple, Twitter and FB logos. I really don't think they thought this one through long enough.

Who knows if FB really booted them for content posted elsewhere. The official reason was spam according to a quick Google search. Be warned the following Gizmodo both links and previews NN's "Ebola vaccine" instructions, so prepare yourself for involuntary face-palms. Where would one even get "An Ebola sample: some spit or other disease product, such as blood, from a person infected with Ebola, or who is suspected sick with it" per Step #4?

https://gizmodo.com/facebook-says-natural-news-got-banned-for-spam-not-for-1835404239
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Re: Natural News / Mike Adams Newsletter Posted Here For Laughs
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2019, 08:42:37 PM »
https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/google-delists-mike-adams-natural-news-website-was-it-because-of-fake-news/

So, they've actually been delisted from Google for more than two years now?

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Re: Natural News / Mike Adams Newsletter Posted Here For Laughs
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2019, 09:09:11 PM »
https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/google-delists-mike-adams-natural-news-website-was-it-because-of-fake-news/

So, they've actually been delisted from Google for more than two years now?

Sounds about right. I remember many years ago Alex Jones making a stink when Google stopped listing InfoWars and PrisonPlanet in the News results. If i recall, he was also mad about airports in Europe warning wifi users that visiting his websites could be unsafe. Now that I think about it, his webmaster probably forgot to renew a cert or two :P
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Re: Natural News / Mike Adams Newsletter Posted Here For Laughs
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2019, 02:08:39 PM »
Well folks, today we have a major revelation about Natural News. I'll explain in a moment, but first here's today's blast-


It begins: LGBT parents now mutilating their own babies in the name of progressivism
I apologize in advance for the horrific nature of today's featured news, but it's crucial that all of us who seek to protect the lives of innocent babies speak out about what's really happening.
Just as I predicted would happen, LGBT parents are now mutilating their own babies at home in attempted DIY transgender "alterations." One lesbian couple that tried this ended up killing their baby boy.
The mutilation of babies in the name of "progressivism" is yet another insane truth about the mass mental illness that now typifies the extreme fringes of the LGBT movement. We all have a duty to help protect innocent children from these monsters.
See the full story here.

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The article in that last preview, and what is presumably the main focus of today's email, shows only one source for the insanity they're pushing. This comes as no surprise at this point, but I was still taken aback. Their source for this lunacy is none other than Hal Turner. You read that right. I hovered over the link they provided and it goes to notorious racist Hal Turner's radio show. Are they even trying anymore? If they are, is this really what they consider a credible source? Holy shit, dude. This is like if InfoWars linked to stormfront to prove Pizzagate was real.

I recall a few years ago a YouTube video making the rounds in the Truth-o-sphere of a plane that supposedly forgot to "turn off" its chemtrails. In reality, it was just a foggy night and the plane pulled some condensation in behind it while landing. The account that posted the video? Hal Turner Radio Network. Not-so-strange bedfellows, it seems...
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Re: Natural News / Mike Adams Newsletter Posted Here For Laughs
« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2019, 02:07:28 PM »
Yesterday-


Shock as Trump signs executive order that drops regulations on GMOs
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This is a huge win for Monsanto / Bayer, but a horrible defeat for ecology, clean food and consumer safety.
Frustration with Trump is increasing among health-conscious individuals as the President seems to be all-in for 5G telecomm, vaccines and now GMOs.
See my full report here.

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No real comments this time, as I think the headlines are funny enough. I love that he still calls himself The Health Ranger. Good luck with that apology, Mike. Just keep pushing dangerous pseudo-everything and I'm sure it will come any day now.
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