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Offline God Bomb

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Is this legit?
« on: December 07, 2018, 08:55:42 AM »
Guys is this legit? I saw them at the airport

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Re: Is this legit?
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2018, 11:08:15 AM »
Yes, I'm pretty sure that package is not photoshopped. 

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Re: Is this legit?
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2018, 11:17:29 AM »
That's a good magic item for D&D.

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Re: Is this legit?
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2018, 04:48:11 PM »
I agree that if you eat seven ajwa dates every day you will never be harmed by magic. I'll go out on a limb here are say they won't protect you from poison.
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Re: Is this legit?
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2018, 06:09:34 PM »
I agree that if you eat seven ajwa dates every day you will never be harmed by magic.

Also if you DON'T eat seven ajwa dates every day you will never be harmed by magic.

Magicians call this, the "magician's choice"
Amend and resubmit.

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Re: Is this legit?
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2018, 07:34:36 PM »
But it is written.
and Donald Trump is President of the United States.

I'm not a doctor, I'm just a guy who has done a ton of research into diet and nutrition.

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Re: Is this legit?
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2018, 08:35:30 PM »
I was personally disappointed that they did not use the word "whomsoever",
Also I love dates but these were really expensive.
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Re: Is this legit?
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2018, 08:36:25 PM »
I agree that if you eat seven ajwa dates every day you will never be harmed by magic.

Also if you DON'T eat seven ajwa dates every day you will never be harmed by magic.

That's irrelevant.  ;)
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Re: Is this legit?
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2018, 07:30:23 AM »
I agree that if you eat seven ajwa dates every day you will never be harmed by magic. I'll go out on a limb here are say they won't protect you from poison.

Unless poison is constipation.

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Re: Is this legit?
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2018, 05:42:20 PM »
I agree that if you eat seven ajwa dates every day you will never be harmed by magic. I'll go out on a limb here are say they won't protect you from poison.

Unless poison is constipation.

Huh? ???
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Re: Is this legit?
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2018, 12:35:32 PM »
I agree that if you eat seven ajwa dates every day you will never be harmed by magic. I'll go out on a limb here are say they won't protect you from poison.

Unless poison is constipation.

Huh? ???

Dried fruits are widely considered to be a very effective stool softener.

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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2018, 01:44:15 PM »
I agree that if you eat seven ajwa dates every day you will never be harmed by magic. I'll go out on a limb here are say they won't protect you from poison.

Unless poison is constipation.

Huh? ???

Dried fruits are widely considered to be a very effective stool softener.

Sure, but I’ve never heard of a poison whose sole effect is to cause constipation. And I still cannot make sense of the grammar of the sentence I was replying to. “Unless poison is constipation.” Constipation is a condition. Poisons are substances. I can’t figure out what the sentence means.

Merely causing constipation does not make something a poison. And if a poison causes constipation in addition to being a poison, I don’t think curing the constipation will counteract the effect of the poison. So I stand by my claim: If you eat dates (or don’t) you will not be harmed by magic, but eating dates will not render you immune to poisons.
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Re: Is this legit?
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2018, 06:01:58 PM »
I suspect it was intended as a joke, because I laughed.

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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2018, 10:15:10 AM »
I just couldn’t parse the grammar.
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