I was a CS major and when I went back to finish my degree they forced me to take an Intro to Computing class. As a programmer, I was a bit offended.
Anyway, there were four sections of the text book. One on MSWord, one on Excel, one on Powerpoint, and the final one on Access. They literally had a section on setting the colors of cells in an Access database. Colored database. My teacher was upset that I wouldn't use the Access QBE bullshit and would just type what I wanted in SQL. "No, the textbook says you have to do it like this..." Possibly the most useless class I ever took.