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Offline Paul Blevins Jr.

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International Woman's Day
« on: March 08, 2019, 05:00:27 PM »
A day in which we honor the women who have shaped the course of human history, such as:

Eve--who got us kicked out of Paradise

Pandora--who unleashed evil upon the world

Helen--who instigated ten years of bloody war

Catherine O'Leary--whose cow started the fire that burned down Chicago

Elizabeth Bordon--who gave her mother forty whacks and her father forty-one

Yoko Ono--who broke up the Beatles

Carrie Nation--who gave the United States Prohibition which led to the Roaring 20's and the rise of organized crime.

Bonnie Parker--who seduced a poor boy named Clyde.

Anne Bonny-one of the most wanted pirates in the Caribbean

Mary Mallory--who started one heck of a fever

Greta Von Hempstead--whose flirting distracted the captain of the Titanic

Wanda Kreyvald--travel agent who convinced Archduke Franz Ferdinand that Sarajevo was a lovely place to visit in June