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Title: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on January 03, 2012, 11:56:55 AM
I often see quotes I'd love to add to my sig, but don't since there's only so much space.  Well, in a moment there'll be a link there instead to my next post which will contain all the quotes.  Here's hoping you'll make the cut!

Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: AQB24712 on January 03, 2012, 11:58:07 AM
Oh, the suspense!
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on January 03, 2012, 12:14:59 PM
First of all, referring to something as "the root of all evil" always looks suspicious.

Wookie tea indeed, teethering; wookie tea indeed.

Totes +1 with bacon EL.

Before i had it, i had some really nice smelling and tasty Penischeese.

Oh look, as the distorted beast you created out of my argument lays defeated on the ground,  my  argument remains unscathed.

Go go. Fuck that idiot. Id hate for him o be right! There For you have to quite!

You know, according to her definition and her behavior in that clip, "calling atheism a religion" is a religion.

I've gotten in real trouble once for telling a Colonel off when he showed such opinions. Might have been due to me calling him a fat useless cretin that would get his arse kicked by almost any of the women I've trained.

Splendid!  Simply splendid!  I verily swooned from mirth.

HOW DARE YOU.

Assault, my ass.

EL's ass is an example of an analogy.

Stop, please.We have reached the point at which I ask everyone to stop dickering about assholes and cool off.


Maybe he has nothing to hide?
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on January 03, 2012, 12:26:58 PM
I just want to say, I'm very proud of my quote from AJR.  The thread was locked so I couldn't get the message data to make a linkable quote like usual and the version I'd had in my sig before got messed up.  All the link and name info was easy as you just need to modify the url to the post a bit, but all the info's there.  What isn't there or easily accessible is the time and date stamp.  It's completely separate from the link data and doesn't directly translate to a time a date like one would expect.  What it does do is count the seconds from December 31st, 1969 at 7:00:00 PM, and I managed to figure that out and get the amount of seconds between that time and date and when AJR posted the quote.  BOO-YAH!

[/shameless brag]
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: David E. on January 03, 2012, 05:05:03 PM
Liberty is Freedom tempered by Responsibility, without Responsibility there is no Liberty, only the freedom of the Mob

Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: pandamonium on January 03, 2012, 05:10:33 PM
I fully endorse this product and/or idea.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on January 04, 2012, 04:50:48 PM
New one.  BTW, if anyone else wants to utilize a post in this thread to add their quotes to for a similar reason, that'd be cool with me.  It'd also make it so there are multiple quote threads hanging around.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on January 06, 2012, 05:34:06 PM
New addition.  Really not a best quote per se, but certainly one I'll not soon be forgetting.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: AQB24712 on January 06, 2012, 05:34:47 PM
Ahmahgahd.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on January 06, 2012, 05:38:28 PM
Ahmahgahd.

 >:D
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Lancezh on January 11, 2012, 12:10:52 PM
Yay i'm in the best quote Thread! Yay yay! There's no such thing as bad publicity young padawan, remember that.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on January 26, 2012, 10:01:11 AM
Added a new one.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on January 28, 2012, 02:44:13 AM
And another.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: AQB24712 on January 28, 2012, 10:17:35 PM
Oh man, it is my ambition to be included in this compendium.  I yearn for it the way jeremy.c. yearned to be included in Johnny Slick's angry list.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: pandamonium on January 28, 2012, 11:40:55 PM
Oh man, it is my ambition to be included in this compendium.  I yearn for it the way jeremy.c. yearned to be included in Johnny Slick's angry list.
that list wasn't so prestigious--i was on it, after all.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Caffiene on January 28, 2012, 11:46:04 PM
New slogan: "Panda. It angries up the blood."
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on January 28, 2012, 11:47:44 PM
Oh man, it is my ambition to be included in this compendium.  I yearn for it the way jeremy.c. yearned to be included in Johnny Slick's angry list.

We will watch you career with great interest.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: pandamonium on January 28, 2012, 11:50:49 PM
New slogan: "Panda. It angries up the blood."
yeah, i get that a lot.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: pandamonium on January 30, 2012, 02:02:49 AM
I submit this exchange for your quote thread:
I can metabolise more extra calories with an hour or so of exercise than freezing my nuts off all day.  I know which I'd prefer.

The reporter in the clip might not be able to do so.
Agreed it's unlikely she could freeze my nuts off.

I lol'd.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Johnny Slick on January 30, 2012, 02:07:37 AM
THE FIRST RULE OF JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST  >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: pandamonium on January 30, 2012, 02:11:49 AM
THE FIRST RULE OF JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST  >:( >:( >:( >:(
(http://i.imgur.com/ahhpM.jpg)
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on January 30, 2012, 07:25:46 AM
Wasn't it a super angry list?
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: AQB24712 on January 30, 2012, 10:08:59 AM
THE FIRST RULE OF JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST  >:( >:( >:( >:(

(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g3/aqb24712/SGU/IMNOTAFRAID.jpg)
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on January 31, 2012, 03:46:28 PM
Added one from our supreme overlord.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: David E. on January 31, 2012, 11:02:02 PM
THE FIRST RULE OF JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT JOHNNY SLICK'S ANGRY LIST  >:( >:( >:( >:(

(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g3/aqb24712/SGU/IMNOTAFRAID.jpg)

YouTube- Yoda YOU WILL BE.wmv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOb3DlB7WA#)
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: pandamonium on February 04, 2012, 06:23:01 PM
Another beautiful exchange. What's great is that I don't think everyone gets the joke in the thread. :D
It's true. Mordor orc milk pasteurizes itself. :(
In America, one does not simply walk into dairy farms. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on February 04, 2012, 07:45:50 PM
Another beautiful exchange. What's great is that I don't think everyone gets the joke in the thread. :D
It's true. Mordor orc milk pasteurizes itself. :(
In America, one does not simply walk into dairy farms. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Isn't missing a LOTR joke a banishable offense?
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: pandamonium on February 04, 2012, 08:08:48 PM
Another beautiful exchange. What's great is that I don't think everyone gets the joke in the thread. :D
It's true. Mordor orc milk pasteurizes itself. :(
In America, one does not simply walk into dairy farms. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Isn't missing a LOTR joke a banishable offense?
Stop being such a genrist. >:(
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on February 16, 2012, 09:10:01 AM
New one cuz Audiophile's a card-carrying badass.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: alexbutterfield on February 20, 2012, 02:01:14 AM
I want in. I better start posting in more than just mafia threads. And start being funny.

Prepare to be followed around the boards.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on February 20, 2012, 06:50:03 AM
I want in. I better start posting in more than just mafia threads. And start being funny.

Prepare to be followed around the boards.

Oh cool!  I've always wanted a stalker ;D.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: pandamonium on February 21, 2012, 03:35:55 AM
I want in. I better start posting in more than just mafia threads. And start being funny.

Prepare to be followed around the boards.

Oh cool!  I've always wanted a stalker ;D.
Just because you haven't noticed one, doesn't mean you don't have one.






:ninja:
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on February 21, 2012, 07:59:16 AM
I want in. I better start posting in more than just mafia threads. And start being funny.

Prepare to be followed around the boards.

Oh cool!  I've always wanted a stalker ;D.
Just because you haven't noticed one, doesn't mean you don't have one.






:ninja:

Holy crap! That post came from inside the forum!
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Caffiene on February 21, 2012, 08:05:54 AM
Look out! The next step is youll find yourself cut off from any contact with the world outside this forum. And the internet's breaker switch is down in the dark, shadowy Explicit basement.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on February 21, 2012, 08:46:06 AM
Look out! The next step is youll find yourself cut off from any contact with the world outside this forum. And the internet's breaker switch is down in the dark, shadowy Explicit basement.

I'm no fool; I'd avoid the dark, shadowy Explicit basement and go up the stairs to escape.  Also, I now have big boobs in a tiny shirt and am blond for some reason.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on February 21, 2012, 03:51:41 PM
Oh man, it is my ambition to be included in this compendium.  I yearn for it the way jeremy.c. yearned to be included in Johnny Slick's angry list.

Less than a month AQB!  Good show, pip-pip corn flakes and all that rot!
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: AQB24712 on February 21, 2012, 04:13:31 PM
Hot diggity dog biscuits!  Now all I have to do is get MisterMarc to have lunch with me, and my work will be done here.  :)
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Johnny Slick on February 21, 2012, 04:32:33 PM
I know you already have him in here but I have to nominate seaotter's "Science I'm Science" post.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on February 21, 2012, 05:14:40 PM
I know you already have him in here but I have to nominate seaotter's "Science I'm Science" post.

Where's that at?  I've only been in a few select... threads.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Johnny Slick on February 25, 2012, 03:07:48 AM
I know you already have him in here but I have to nominate seaotter's "Science I'm Science" post.

Where's that at?  I've only been in a few select... threads.
Crap, now I don't know.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: alexbutterfield on February 25, 2012, 03:46:23 AM
I know you already have him in here but I have to nominate seaotter's "Science I'm Science" post.

Where's that at?  I've only been in a few select... threads.
Crap, now I don't know.

Well find it, man. Find it!
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on March 22, 2012, 12:41:21 PM
Added a new one. 
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Drunken Idaho on March 22, 2012, 01:08:11 PM
I just want to say, I'm very proud of my quote from AJR.  The thread was locked so I couldn't get the message data to make a linkable quote like usual and the version I'd had in my sig before got messed up.  All the link and name info was easy as you just need to modify the url to the post a bit, but all the info's there.  What isn't there or easily accessible is the time and date stamp.  It's completely separate from the link data and doesn't directly translate to a time a date like one would expect.  What it does do is count the seconds from December 31st, 1969 at 7:00:00 PM, and I managed to figure that out and get the amount of seconds between that time and date and when AJR posted the quote.  BOO-YAH!

[/shameless brag]

Dude, that's hardcore...
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on March 22, 2012, 02:02:41 PM
I just want to say, I'm very proud of my quote from AJR.  The thread was locked so I couldn't get the message data to make a linkable quote like usual and the version I'd had in my sig before got messed up.  All the link and name info was easy as you just need to modify the url to the post a bit, but all the info's there.  What isn't there or easily accessible is the time and date stamp.  It's completely separate from the link data and doesn't directly translate to a time a date like one would expect.  What it does do is count the seconds from December 31st, 1969 at 7:00:00 PM, and I managed to figure that out and get the amount of seconds between that time and date and when AJR posted the quote.  BOO-YAH!

[/shameless brag]

Dude, that's hardcore...

Well, you know; that's how I roll.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: pandamonium on April 14, 2012, 11:05:57 PM
All things are raw are equivalent! STFU LIB! I just tried to bite a cow! Gotta run!

I lol'd.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: AQB24712 on April 15, 2012, 08:31:56 AM
Yep, even in the vast compendium of Slickwit, that'n's a classic, panda.  Especially out of context.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on April 25, 2012, 01:42:45 PM
comma or no, that quote's mine.  Forever >:D.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: AQB24712 on April 25, 2012, 01:43:55 PM
Decent.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Drunken Idaho on April 25, 2012, 02:19:05 PM
comma or no, that quote's mine.  Forever >:D.

Hah.  :P
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on April 25, 2012, 02:22:19 PM
comma or no, that quote's mine.  Forever >:D.

Hah.  :P

I'm starting to feel like Shang Tsung all of a sudden:

"Your quote, is MINE!"
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on June 14, 2012, 04:22:53 PM
Added another.  This is a badge I wear with honor :).
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Drunken Idaho on June 14, 2012, 04:35:41 PM
Hehehe, I'm glad that one made it.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on October 25, 2017, 04:05:06 PM
No one turns a phrase in a mod box quite like AQB24712 :D
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Billzbub on October 26, 2017, 12:14:16 PM
Great.  Now every time I draft a wall of text to post, I'm going to agonize for hours over how I can replace it with one witty and charming sentence.

Note:  This post took me 5 minutes and 7 drafts.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Eternally Learning on August 19, 2018, 12:27:31 AM
Oh man... Too good.
Title: Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
Post by: Ishmael on August 09, 2019, 02:48:09 PM
Evidence gathered through the use of science is easily dismissed through the use of idiocy. -Czarcasm