The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe Forums

General Discussions => Forum Games => Topic started by: Andrew Clunn on September 08, 2015, 10:51:54 PM

Title: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on September 08, 2015, 10:51:54 PM
Simple rules.  Just info something in the previous post to become mock offended by (or really offended if you're super dedicated).  Then make your own self-righteous post ranting about it like you're a white chick who just saw somebody eat meat or something.  It's fun for the entire forum!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: brilligtove on September 08, 2015, 10:54:15 PM
Racist misogyny in the first post? I guess if you never post again it will be all better from here.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Henning on September 08, 2015, 11:03:06 PM
I am sick and tired of your constant need to be first respondent on any new OP, brillig.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on September 08, 2015, 11:18:15 PM
Since when is one sentence a rant?  You're just phoning it in like you always do, going for the low hanging fruit.  Next time grow a pair and take some god damn risks, instead of this pussy-footing anti-first post cliche bullshit.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: The Latinist on September 08, 2015, 11:20:24 PM
Some of us are actually sick and tired, asshole.  This is blatant appropriation.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Henning on September 08, 2015, 11:25:53 PM
Why are some people obSESSed with where my fruit is hanging? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
And I resent YOUR assumption that I am not among the sick and tired. I am totally those things. Hence the brevity of my rants. Try a little understanding...
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: brilligtove on September 08, 2015, 11:43:23 PM
It is clear that you are considerably more animated than you claim. We have all seen your posts. As a person who had his throat cut out not even a month ago, your appropriation of 'sick and tired' is akin to cultural imperialism of the lowest order. When you have given your pound of flesh - or 4-10 pounds in the case of a baby - you can consider reapplying to the sick and tired club.

(ETAlter my inadvertant pagarism of TheLatinist, because what kind of asshole would just copy someone else's ideas like that?)
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Friendly Angel on September 09, 2015, 12:41:07 AM
It is clear that you are considerably more animated than you claim. We have all seen your posts. As a person who had his throat cut out not even a month ago, your appropriation of 'sick and tired' is akin to cultural imperialism of the lowest order. When you have given your pound of flesh - or 4-10 pounds in the case of a baby - you can consider reapplying to the sick and tired club.

(ETAlter my inadvertant pagarism of TheLatinist, because what kind of asshole would just copy someone else's ideas like that?)

Seriously???? Using your health issues as a pretext to whine about banal phrase appropriations and phony cultural imperialism claims?  I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Henning on September 09, 2015, 12:43:31 AM
Okay. Conceded. I am tired, but not sick.
Galloping on...

Pound of flesh?! Nice...
If I was Jewish (or a woman), I would totally be offended, but since you cruelly deny my appropriation of the victimhood of others, I'll have to pretend to be offended at your typo. WHAT THE FUCK.... is a "pagarist", my friend? You'd think as a newly-minted mute, clarity and precision in the written format would be important. Guess I'm the only one tho...
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Friendly Angel on September 09, 2015, 12:57:52 AM
What, my post wasn't offensive enough?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: arthwollipot on September 09, 2015, 04:41:26 AM
Oh, it's all about you, isn't it?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on September 09, 2015, 07:22:17 AM
You should know better than a fly by night post that's only a question dripping with irony that implies someone else's narcism.  This is a skeptical forum and that's just some blatant poisoning of the well.  Ad hominum attacks are both bad form, against the forum rules, and contrary to the entire spirit of skepticism.  I've reported your post and would hope you'd have the decency you to publicly apologize.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: The Latinist on September 09, 2015, 08:24:12 AM
Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?  Some of of us have actual poisoned wells, fucktard.  Put a trigger warning on that shit.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Henning on September 09, 2015, 09:15:53 AM
My step brother put a gun in his mouth last month. Thanks for bringing THAT up with your insensitive talk of triggers.
Using weapons analogies is a real minefield. Be more careful.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on September 09, 2015, 10:23:28 AM
You see these kids?

(http://archive-2.mizzima.com/images/NewsPhotos/2013/APR13/Karen-landmine-victims.jpg)

I don’t think they appreciate you using land mines as a rhetorical device to prove your point.  Sorry if it cripples your ability to make overstated exaggerations, but have some care for actual cripples.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Gerbig on September 10, 2015, 12:24:39 AM
Kids? KIDS?

As a half soul Goat -kin, you appropriating my proud goat culture for to harvest a slang word for your rotten children is disgusting. Are you going to eat tin cans and bleat next? LEAVE GOAT CULTURE ALONE.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: petrolpetal on September 21, 2015, 01:43:13 PM
Kids? Fuck the kids. Child line this, child line that. Best interest of the child blah, fucking blah. The fuckers have no interests except themselves, let alone best interests. If I had the money I spent on the ungrateful brats, I could actually have some interests. It's always about the fucking children. And it's always the mothers fault (love ya, Freud). WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT ME??

And don't get me started on fucking goats! They stink. They pull grass out by its roots instead of just eating the green bits. That's why we have massive soil erosion here. So the fertile soil is swept into the rivers and ends up in the sea. Goats and flies. Should be completely eliminated.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on September 21, 2015, 02:02:40 PM
You wanna talk about you? What about me? I've been waiting for those pictures for ever. Isn't it about time you delivered?

Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: The Latinist on September 21, 2015, 03:26:28 PM
There you go objectifying petrolpetal again.  Sexist pig.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Drunken Idaho on September 21, 2015, 03:30:57 PM
Really, The Latinist? Are we now using our Suidae friends as a pejorative? I thought you were better than that.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: petrolpetal on September 21, 2015, 04:03:12 PM
And how dare you assume I don't want to be objectified. There you go again, limiting women's choices, with your protectionist,patriarchal attitudes discouraging objectification of women. What if we like to be objectified? Huh? Huh? I bet you didn't think of that. Sexist pig back right back atcha!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on September 21, 2015, 09:12:52 PM
The blatant discrimination against object-sexuals here is appalling.  Object-sexuals are attracted to actual objects.  Stop trying to force them to be attracted to women by claiming that all they need to do is "objectify them."  That's completely ridiculous!  Is a woman a playful yet sturdy chair?  No.  Is a woman an exciting lustful merry-go-round?  No!  Is a woman a gently used coin operated dishwasher?  Okay, that's a bad example, but the point is STOP imposing your cis sexuality on object-sexuals!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on September 21, 2015, 09:24:00 PM
You know I personally don't care what the heck you do in your kitchen but you should really think about the moral ramifications of what you are doing to that poor defenceless dishwasher. Disgusts me even thinking about it. How do you live with yourself?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Johnny Slick on September 21, 2015, 09:25:00 PM
You know I personally don't care what the heck you do in your kitchen but you should really think about the moral ramifications of what you are doing to that poor defenceless dishwasher. Disgusts me even thinking about it. How do you live with yourself?
Oh, way to mention the living. ::) LOOK AT ME MY NAME IS MORVIS AND I'M AN ALIVEIST JESUS F'ING CHRIST WITH A SIDE HELPING OF AU GRATIN POTATOES HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE DEAD SIR AND OR MADAM
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on September 21, 2015, 10:10:57 PM
The rest of the forum doesn't need to know about your necrophilia. I hope you rot in libtard hell.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Johnny Slick on September 21, 2015, 10:15:54 PM
The rest of the forum doesn't need to know about your necrophilia. I hope you rot in libtard hell.
Ableist.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: arthwollipot on September 22, 2015, 04:06:01 AM
Oh god Slick, can you please put that thing back in your pants?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on September 22, 2015, 08:14:35 AM
If it wasn't for those conservative Christians denying everyone's rights we could all walk around without pants and no one would care. World might actually be a better place. Ever think of that?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Ambious on September 22, 2015, 08:29:05 AM
If it wasn't for those conservative Christians denying everyone's rights we could all walk around without pants and no one would care. World might actually be a better place. Ever think of that?

That's offensive to nevernudes!

(http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dozens_of_us_arrested_development.gif)
Title: !
Post by: brilligtove on September 24, 2015, 12:55:42 AM
Wow, man. I'm like so stoked to be offended by those dozens of nudes and stuff, but the shrooms are making it turtle to very my instep. Wiggle?

Semiotically, blue flag trough dine flask. Flipper? Flask? Flash club slum flippit!

Ambidextermostrosity Morvibund Petrol Pot Wally frelling ARTHOPODIA!?

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Honey_bee_(Apis_mellifera).jpg)(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/creepypasta/images/6/62/Old-Well.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120104071736)

-bt
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: petrolpetal on September 24, 2015, 01:33:51 AM
Oh my word. You are barely coherent at the best of times, but this? Really? Do you realise you are eroding the credibility and legitimacy of this thread by contaminating it with your drug fueled babble? What an insult to the OP. And skeptics everywhere. Get a grip, BT. Please. Get help.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on September 24, 2015, 05:58:10 AM
I saw what you wrote before editing your post, and you should be ashamed.  Pope Francis would never do that!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on September 24, 2015, 08:04:39 AM
Wow you actually stand behind the pope while he sits on his pile of gold and preaches about poverty? How could you be so gullible as to get on that band wagon and praise that man. He wouldn't be alive if not for science and he treats his recovery like a miracle. He makes me sick and so do you.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: brilligtove on September 26, 2015, 12:36:29 PM
https://youtu.be/rfh4Mhp-a6U

did you even
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on September 26, 2015, 09:32:17 PM
It's sick how you use animals for your entertainment like that.  Squirrels live for their own purposes, not for posing in internet memes.  Let them run free and live out their lives in peace as mother nature intended.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Gerbig on September 26, 2015, 10:06:11 PM
That squirrel became famous, and became one of the only squirrels able to support himself off the white mans money. You just gotta kick animal minorities whenever you can eh? One finally makes it, becomes famous, makes people happy and thats not good enough for you. You have to bigot it up and shame a poor squirrel just for finally becoming successful.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Henning on September 27, 2015, 12:15:22 AM
The depth of the ignorance on this board is astounding...
The family Scuiridae is broad and diverse and to call them all "squirrels," in denial of their unique heritage and culture is just soooo offensively ignorant. This individual is a prairie dog. I guess they all look the same to you people though. Nice job!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: brilligtove on September 27, 2015, 05:47:09 PM
Yeah I'd pay attention to whatever you were posting but any argument you make is obfuscated by the fuckery of your exorcist GIF.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: PANTS! on September 27, 2015, 08:54:45 PM
I am better than all of you.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Gerbig on September 27, 2015, 11:46:46 PM
Hardly. You are pants, Every day of my life I long for the moment when I can remove you from my self and relax.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Drunken Idaho on September 28, 2015, 01:50:49 AM
Jesus Fucking Christ, gerbig, do you not realize that some of us DON'T want to hear about your doffing of clothing? These ideas of unpantsing are nothing I'd want my children brought up knowing how to do.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on August 02, 2016, 12:53:59 PM
You nearly killed this thread with your bullshit lame insult.  Wow, what a let down.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on August 02, 2016, 12:56:46 PM
What the actual Fuck Clunn? you couldn't just let this die? You had to try and get the last word. Geez.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: The Latinist on August 02, 2016, 12:59:32 PM
Ablist pig.  How dare you use someone's different abilities as a slur?  When you call something you consider undesirable "lame" you insult every differently-abled American.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: The Latinist on August 02, 2016, 01:00:55 PM
Fuck, Morvis, you just had to jump in front of me.  You always fucking do that.  You couldn't have waited a few minutes?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on August 02, 2016, 01:03:19 PM
What kind of idiot posts twice in a row? A rude whormonder. that is who.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Ah.hell on August 02, 2016, 01:07:18 PM
How dare you sir, the term is panderer or if you must pimp.  How can you be so insensitive as to use a term like whoremonger!

Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: The Latinist on August 02, 2016, 01:07:39 PM
What kind of idiot posts twice in a row? A rude whormonder. that is who.

If you must insult me, at least show me the respect of using real words.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Gerbig on August 02, 2016, 01:12:53 PM
Thats the problem, I don't think there are real words harsh enough to convey whatever you are.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: The Latinist on August 02, 2016, 01:17:42 PM
Thats the problem, I don't think there are real words harsh enough to convey whatever you are.

How dare you hijack this thread?! This is not the "insult the person above you" thread, it's the "be offended by the person above you" thread.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on August 02, 2016, 01:18:59 PM
What give you the right to tell anyone how they should interpret the thread meaning? Did someone explain this to you in small words?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on August 02, 2016, 02:01:48 PM
What give you the right to tell anyone how they should interpret the thread meaning? Did someone explain this to you in small words?

It's not the size of the words that matter, it's how you use them!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Gerbig on August 02, 2016, 03:02:13 PM
Sounds like what a guy with small words would say
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: kendranoelle on September 05, 2016, 09:05:19 PM
Jesus fuck Gerbig, I'm disgusted that you'd mock the size of somebody's hands as an insult and a repulsive reference to the size of a man's penis- as if *that's* the most important determination of a man's manhood. God you are so frickin' insensitive and I'm appalled that you would stoop so low.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on September 05, 2016, 09:28:07 PM
feminist much?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: kendranoelle on September 05, 2016, 10:40:57 PM
Wow, way to distill my argument into just feminist ranting, pig. I'm so sorry that I don't appreciate insults based on toxic masculinity and derision of men not "living up" to those expectations. I guess that just goes to show how shallow of a thinker you are and small-minded. Clearly you are a part of the patriarchy and an enforcer of toxic masculinity in order to just "show me" that being a feminist is a goddamn insult. Prick.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: lubbarin on September 05, 2016, 11:37:55 PM
So the male anatomy is just an insult to you?
How's the view from that high horse? Got news for you, you're an agent of oppression as much as any frathouse full of bros
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Redamare on September 06, 2016, 12:18:04 AM
Jesus, Lub, stop hijacking threads with your genderpol.

What's important is that Star Wars is an inherently more interesting place to set stories, and Star Trek is an objectively better place to live.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: The Latinist on September 06, 2016, 01:35:12 AM
Star Trek is an objectively better place to live.

Just what I'd expect to hear from a member of the human imperialist scourge attempting to remake the entire quadrant in its image without any respect for the culture and history of civilizations that existed before your half-ape ancestors crawled down from the trees to wallow in their own filth. Oh, you talk a good game about 'diversity' and 'tolerance,' but in truth you destroy any culture you come in contact with. Because you are cowards. Of course the galaxy is a comfortable host for the cancer that's devouring it.  But, by Kahless, we will cut you from our flesh and erase your very memory from the galaxy. P'takh!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: SnarlPatrick on September 06, 2016, 02:48:23 AM
Oh, you talk a good game about 'diversity' and 'tolerance,' but in truth you destroy any culture you come in contact with. Because you are cowards. Of course the galaxy is a comfortable host for the cancer that's devouring it.

Klingon virtue signalling. How precious. Well how about you checkity check your privilege before you wreckedy wreck your village! Speaking as a cancerous organism, your use of my genetic structure as a derogatory metaphor reveals the lowly stamp of YOUR origin as clearly as the ape-men you chastise. Here we are, simply trying to metastasize in peace, and then in you stroll... polishing your mental Bat'leh while casually shitting on my entire biology. But fine, whatever... you keep on klinging on to your preconceptions and having adult temper tantrums ending half the time in loss of cabin pressure as your absurd anachronistic bladed weaponry pierces the hull, and oxygen masks drop from the ceiling. Don't worry.. the bag doesn't have to inflate. Just breathe normally you big dummy. It's space so nobody can hear you embarrass yourself.

(my first try. how'd I do?)
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Alex Simmons on September 06, 2016, 03:11:53 AM
(my first try. how'd I do?)
You stole 30 seconds of my life that I'll never get back.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: kendranoelle on September 06, 2016, 07:54:41 AM
Wow. Just... wow. That privilege you show over people who don't have 30 seconds left in their lives is just astonishing. Like... I can't with your callousness. Ugh, you are human garbage.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on September 06, 2016, 09:28:20 AM
Oh so now you switch your argument to humans just to avoid admitting you were previously wrong. Well Played.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: SQ the ΣΛ/IGMд on September 06, 2016, 10:07:18 AM
Quit picking on errant humans you anti alien racist.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Redamare on September 06, 2016, 11:16:38 AM
You pitiful humans cannot begin to understand alien racism. Check your privilege, Mr. And Mrs. Ohlookmysystemhasonestarandmyplanetrotates. Nice. Real fuckin' classy wavin' around all your liquid water, which doesn't burn your skin, poopin' little unmanned ships all over the system you've never had to share with another powerful race, or defend from invasion, or move out of the way of a cataclysmic shockwave escaping the galactic core. Enjoying your "consistent gravity" and your precious, parochial "linear perception of time".
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Alex Simmons on September 06, 2016, 05:14:56 PM
You pitiful humans cannot begin to understand alien racism. Check your privilege, Mr. And Mrs. Ohlookmysystemhasonestarandmyplanetrotates. Nice. Real fuckin' classy wavin' around all your liquid water, which doesn't burn your skin, poopin' little unmanned ships all over the system you've never had to share with another powerful race, or defend from invasion, or move out of the way of a cataclysmic shockwave escaping the galactic core. Enjoying your "consistent gravity" and your precious, parochial "linear perception of time".
Consistent gravity? Seriously, if you are going to be offended at least get your facts straight before doing so. And don't give us the "it was in quotes" bullshit.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on September 06, 2016, 05:27:53 PM
Hey, some of us do have consistent gravity because we watch what we eat!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Alex Simmons on September 06, 2016, 07:27:48 PM
You calling me fat?! Low blow.

You catch watch all the food you like, you'd still weigh more in Norway than you would in Mexico. Consistent gravity my arse.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: SQ the ΣΛ/IGMд on September 06, 2016, 07:36:24 PM
You calling me fat?! Low blow.

You catch watch all the food you like, you'd still weigh more in Norway than you would in Mexico. Consistent gravity my arse.

How dare you bring mexico into this discussion? Those filthy bastards are sneaking into my country and raping our women and taking our jobs. And their leader refuses to pay for our much needed wall. The don told me so. Don't ever mention that country on my forum again!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: kendranoelle on September 06, 2016, 07:45:23 PM
That Trump-level of racist garbage you just spewed makes me sick. I can't fathom thinking that way about our neighbors to the south. They are no different from you or I. It's vile that your white privileged ass thinks that they are better just because of the circumstances of your birth. Well fuck you and the privileged, racist horse you rode on, sir!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Henning on September 07, 2016, 10:00:19 AM
Oh wow. High horses... riding in on horses... monkey-butlers (I think someone mentioned them...).
All this language evoking animal-slavery is offensive to me as a nonhuman-rights activist and vegan. This may blow your small minds, but horses are people too! You need to evolve your thinking.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on September 07, 2016, 10:24:14 AM
Damn Vegans always preaching. Speaking of evolving, we humans evolved as omnivores and should enjoy a good chunk of meat without some self righteous jerk saying how bad it is. Can't we just enjoy the taste?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Henning on September 07, 2016, 12:44:33 PM
Oh a chunk of meat... IS THAT ALL YOU WANT? Well, why don't I just lie down and let you carve me up, you murdering cannibal?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on September 07, 2016, 01:31:03 PM
World might be a better place with one less vegan anyway. Pacifist vegan is even worse.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: lubbarin on September 22, 2016, 10:50:49 PM
Not sure where you get off deciding what the world would be better off with or without . Truly your privilege is monumental.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: nameofthewave on September 23, 2016, 12:16:58 AM
Not sure where you get off deciding what the world would be better off with or without . Truly your privilege is monumental.

Your casual usage of the word 'monumental' reveals your post-colonial privilege and obliviousness. Monuments may seem harmless to you but as representation of the victors in historic conflicts they are the very embodiment of cultural dominance and oppression of the oppressed. The fact you are happy to throw the word around without reference to my feelings on the matter is a clear microagression.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: petrolpetal on September 27, 2016, 08:26:49 AM
WHAT ABOUT MY MONUMENT??? You have just written off all monuments as colonial/oppressive baggage while I myself have just erected a magnificent monument to the oppressed. It is a post-post-colonial, post-post-post modern, anti historic celebration of defeat and subservience.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on September 27, 2016, 11:14:41 AM
It's not the size of the monument that matters, and how dare you imply as much!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on September 27, 2016, 11:23:26 AM
Are you compensating for something?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: petrolpetal on September 27, 2016, 12:36:13 PM
Men and their issues with size. Really now, grow up.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on September 27, 2016, 01:19:40 PM
Men and their issues with size. Really now, grow up.

But, Mom I don't wanna grow up. Wait, your not my mom. Nevermind. Who the hell are you do tell me what to do?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: petrolpetal on September 27, 2016, 01:30:23 PM
Omg - have you heard of proof reading??
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: SQ the ΣΛ/IGMд on September 28, 2016, 04:42:45 PM
Proof reading? What a complete waste of time. Only idiots proof read.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: nameofthewave on October 05, 2016, 08:01:46 AM
Proof reading? What a complete waste of time. Only idiots proof read.

I'm deeply offended by your use of the word 'proof'. Don't you know that word, along with others like 'evidence', 'rationality', 'logic' and 'science' are all Western ideas perpetuated by centuries of white cis-het English speaking male-dominated colonial oppression? Also, another use of the word 'proof' is a measure of the strength of an alcoholic drink, which may be triggering for any alcoholics reading this forum. I'm offended on their behalf, the casual violence in your words is staggering.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on October 05, 2016, 08:41:50 AM
Dick. You act like logic and science are Western concepts. Jesus, learn something.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: petrolpetal on October 05, 2016, 09:05:08 AM
Always reference to the frigging son of god ... why does no one ever refer to the daughters of god or the children of beelzebub? Ignorant followers of the herd.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Gerbig on October 06, 2016, 03:09:00 PM
You say herd like its a bad thing. Herd animals dragged us out of the stone age. Give them some dam respect.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on October 06, 2016, 03:11:15 PM
Animal lovers are all the same the only respect some animals deserve is the compliment that they taste delicious.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Drunken Idaho on October 22, 2016, 05:35:27 AM
Animal lovers are all the same the only respect some animals deserve is the compliment that they taste delicious.

You feel free to make light of the subject of animal sentience by bragging about your preference for the flavor of human flesh?? I respect your dedication to creature equality, but my god man, I'm pretty sure eating other humans is at the very least distasteful.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on October 26, 2016, 03:34:32 PM
Why are you perpetuating this offensive thread? So many starving people in the world, this is what you choose to do with your time?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on October 26, 2016, 03:44:45 PM
You want to censor us just because some people don't practice good family planning and agricultural processes? Are you kidding me? We can feed more people with knowledge the world would be a better place.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on October 26, 2016, 05:19:48 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QitakLBNkKM/TcRqyaEOldI/AAAAAAAAAFY/5xYvCbJHtkI/s1600/brain-lunch-by-namesjames.jpg)Yes yes... feed more people with knowledge.  I mean... I'm VERY offended by that post and definitely NOT a mind flayer!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Jeremy's Sea on October 26, 2016, 05:22:17 PM
Listen here you giant, dilating mechanical twat, I had wade through 8 pages of excrement to hear you elevating knowledge over gut instinct?! Really?! "Experts" disgust me with their hoity toity knowledge... as if!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on October 26, 2016, 08:53:51 PM
Oh now the experts aren't good enough for you. You post modernists really piss me off with your "facts are objective " BS
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Jeremy's Sea on October 26, 2016, 11:39:55 PM
Can't even be bothered to type out bullshit? Those lawn gnome fingers too short and tire too easily while slinging 20 cent terms you don't understand around on the internet? I'd show you an expert at ass kickin' if you didn't live in the armpit of America.

Spoiler
Yeah, you're the type to read spoilers too aren't you? Nosy bastard.
Spoiler
Bet you thought this was about you too, huh egoist?
Spoiler
OMG this is too fun. I need to step away or I'm going to reply to everyone...  :laugh:
[close]
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on October 27, 2016, 07:55:46 AM
Can't even be bothered to type out bullshit? Those lawn gnome fingers too short and tire too easily while slinging 20 cent terms you don't understand around on the internet? I'd show you an expert at ass kickin' if you didn't live in the armpit of America.

Spoiler
Yeah, you're the type to read spoilers too aren't you? Nosy bastard.
Spoiler
Bet you thought this was about you too, huh egoist?
Spoiler
OMG this is too fun. I need to step away or I'm going to reply to everyone...  :laugh:
[close]
[close]
[close]

Oh sure, you're one to talk about Florida (which by the way IS a lot worse than the "armpit" of America) while you live in the decadent west. And your projection of your ego onto my ego, while flattering, only leaves us with two oxygen-depleting egos.

Spoiler
This is pretty fun....Hey! This spoiler was an aside, not for you to read!!!!
[close]
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on October 27, 2016, 08:08:27 AM
Speaking of ego why do you Americans always think you are the only ones on the planet. You do take geography in your piss poor education system don't you? If you ever did look at a map you would see Florida is clearly not an armpit but a dangling male appendage the rest of the world really finds offence to.

Go back to school ya redneck!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Redamare on October 27, 2016, 08:17:01 AM
Hey, America is very sensitive about our eternally flaccid peninsula. You don't have to be a bully about it! I'll have you know it happens to a lot of continents!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on October 27, 2016, 11:35:59 AM
That is gross.  Keep those thoughts to yourself.  Plus Florida didn't even vote for Bob Dole, so your logic is flawed.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: lubbarin on October 27, 2016, 03:48:41 PM
Bob Dole erection jokes are ageist. What, you're too cool to want anyone under 25 to get your in-jokes? Piss off with that elitist nonsense
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on October 28, 2016, 07:36:22 AM
What's wrong with being elitist? Someone has to set the standards!? You commies want everyone the same don't ya?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on November 03, 2016, 03:38:03 PM
What's wrong with being elitist? Someone has to set the standards!? You commies want everyone the same don't ya?

Jerk.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Jeremy's Sea on November 03, 2016, 03:46:16 PM
Maple snorting Canuck.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on November 03, 2016, 09:46:19 PM
This is why the world thinks American's are rude. Your mother never teach you any manners?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: lubbarin on November 03, 2016, 09:54:18 PM
So fathers can't teach manners?
Misandry much?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on November 03, 2016, 10:30:10 PM
From your "sexism!" BS I can't tell if you're a psycho SJW feminist or a butt hurt men's rights jerk off.  Either way, kindly do your part for the betterment of humanity and self euthanize.

Spoiler
Was that too dark?
[close]
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Jeremy's Sea on November 04, 2016, 03:21:25 AM
If you have to ask, it's probably because you're a retard.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on November 04, 2016, 09:01:11 AM
If you have to ask, it's probably because you're a retard.

You assume it was worth his time asking? Oh and "retard" is offensive.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on November 04, 2016, 09:59:51 AM
If you have to ask, it's probably because you're a retard.

You assume it was worth his time asking? Oh and "retard" is offensive.

What are you? The goddamn word police?

And you know what happens when one is offended?.....Nothing
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Cigar_Jerk on November 08, 2016, 11:33:02 AM

How incredibly ignorant it is of you to believe that there is ever a moment during which no one is offended.  We live in a society where deeply held beliefs, conflicting values, and the idea that every single person and opinion must be held precious are at the crux of our identities.  Indeed, nothing at all will ever get done when people like you belittle those with enough sense to protect every last batshit idea on the planet.  Show some respect, some modesty, and some grace, d-bag.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on November 08, 2016, 11:38:13 AM
You sound like the kind of yuppy hipster that complains about the Starbucks coffee cup every year. Why can't you just drink your coffee and chill? No we gotta be offended by everything no matter how small.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Redamare on November 08, 2016, 12:10:03 PM
Quit eyeballin me you robot fuck.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Cigar_Jerk on November 08, 2016, 12:12:04 PM
Robots have more sense than you...you didn't even harangue the previous poster for his Bourgeois Imperialist sentiment.  Coffee?!?!?!  The coffee trade was built upon the backs of indigenous South American tribes much the way that the tea trade was built upon the colonization of India.  Go put on a Dutch East India Company t-shirt and take a stroll through the Carribean.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on November 08, 2016, 02:46:27 PM
Robots have more sense than you...you didn't even harangue the previous poster for his Bourgeois Imperialist sentiment.  Coffee?!?!?!  The coffee trade was built upon the backs of indigenous South American tribes much the way that the tea trade was built upon the colonization of India.  Go put on a Dutch East India Company t-shirt and take a stroll through the Carribean.

You betray your privilege when you use "tribes" to describe citizens of a modern country.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Cigar_Jerk on November 09, 2016, 09:50:45 AM
Thanks for rewriting history, you anachronistic, time-warped buffoon.  Glad to hear there were no tribes in the world in the uber-modern 17th Century....idiot....though, good on you for pointing out your own confused, history-rewriting, self-righteous ignorance.  Do me a favor and catch the next clipper ship out of here, swashbuckler.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on November 09, 2016, 10:08:56 AM
Wait, we are currently living in the 17th Century? Why didn't anyone tell me? Oh that is where your argument is from. Nevermind. I thought you might actually be coherent. My mistake for assuming you could hold a relevant argument.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Cigar_Jerk on November 09, 2016, 10:19:05 AM
Oh, because the coffee trade was built yesterday...  Literacy and/or an understanding that worldwide commerce, including the coffee trade, did not begin in the 21st Century--and frequently abused then-tribal peoples--would have negated your need to ask that question.  Read first, ask questions later, doofus.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on November 09, 2016, 10:52:08 AM
While you were typing that, 7 Trump voters voted. It's people like you that robbed Hillary of the election.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Jeremy's Sea on November 09, 2016, 02:17:02 PM
NO, YOUR FACE IS STUPID!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Redamare on November 10, 2016, 07:53:20 AM
Talking about faces... How many jaws you need, goat-deer-thingie?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Boßel on November 26, 2016, 02:45:01 PM
I come from a long line of many jawed, goat-deer-thingie people. I am appalled by the lack of sensitivity in your post.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Cigar_Jerk on November 30, 2016, 11:31:19 AM
Nice job icing the thread, bro.  You're like William H. Macy in The Cooler.  Why don't you just make your way off to some craps table and bet Don't Pass all day long?  I'm sure some pit boss will recognize your talents.  Good day.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on November 30, 2016, 11:40:21 AM
So we encourage gambling addictions? plus William H Macy is awesome so you can't compare him to Bossel.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on November 30, 2016, 11:54:36 AM
So we encourage gambling addictions? plus William H Macy is awesome so you can't compare him to Bossel.

If William H Macy is so awesome then why don't ya just go marry him then!!!!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Henning on November 30, 2016, 12:12:51 PM
And what if he did marry him, Mr. Hetero-normative cis fishesman?
Would that be A PROBLEM with you? Is that OKAY in your tiny worldview, square??
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Boßel on November 30, 2016, 12:40:12 PM
Sure, you're fine with that, but I bet you'd have a problem with him marrying a many jawed, goat-deer-thingie. Wouldn't you, you bigot jawist?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on November 30, 2016, 01:26:38 PM
WTF? Is that English?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Jeremy's Sea on November 30, 2016, 05:22:50 PM
Pffft, you're Canadian, like you would know...
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on December 01, 2016, 09:53:18 AM
Pffft, you're Canadian, like you would know...

NORTH-SLANDERER!!!!!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Boßel on December 15, 2016, 08:16:17 PM
Pffft, you're Canadian, like you would know...

NORTH-SLANDERER!!!!!

This really offends me.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on December 16, 2016, 08:45:36 AM
This really offends me.

What the hell is up with your Vorlon avatar? B5 is so fucking 1990s.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on December 16, 2016, 09:41:43 AM
As you taking advantage of the free health care just a little too much or just getting a head start on the legalized marijuana?
I sometimes wonder if I'm stuck in an alternate universe with all the wierdos.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on December 16, 2016, 10:07:11 AM
As you taking advantage of the free health care just a little too much or just getting a head start on the legalized marijuana?
I sometimes wonder if I'm stuck in an alternate universe with all the wierdos.

Listen to Mr. "Snowflake" here...thinks he's the only unique person in the world...grow up.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Redamare on December 16, 2016, 10:19:34 AM
As you taking advantage of the free health care just a little too much or just getting a head start on the legalized marijuana?
I sometimes wonder if I'm stuck in an alternate universe with all the wierdos.

Listen to Mr. "Snowflake" here...thinks he's the only unique person in the world...grow up.

Grow up, huh? As opposed to out? Nobody is fooled by your dogwhistle fat shaming!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on December 16, 2016, 10:57:49 AM
Grow up, huh? As opposed to out? Nobody is fooled by your dogwhistle fat shaming!

"dogwhistle fat shaming". That makes me laugh. And you're an asshole for making me laugh.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: petrolpetal on December 28, 2016, 01:55:46 PM
Whats with the 'asshole' slur? Huh?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on March 02, 2017, 11:49:19 AM
Whats with the 'asshole' slur? Huh?

Why do you assume asshole is a slur? We all have one. They're important to our health. Your body shaming simply won't be tolerated.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on March 02, 2017, 10:14:05 PM
Whats with the 'asshole' slur? Huh?

Why do you assume asshole is a slur? We all have one. They're important to our health. Your body shaming simply won't be tolerated.
Christ! Now you're a freakin health expert? Arrogant bastard.

Sent from my SM-G930P using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on March 02, 2017, 10:20:26 PM
Shaming people for being born out of wedlock is some seriously puritan tyrannical shit.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on March 03, 2017, 07:59:56 AM
Shaming people for being born out of wedlock is some seriously puritan tyrannical shit.

Hippy.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Henning on March 03, 2017, 10:07:47 AM
Some of the best people I know are hippies. I won't have you using that term as a slur.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on March 03, 2017, 11:17:46 AM
Some of the best people I know are hippies. I won't have you using that term as a slur.

"Some of the best people I know are hippies."

We used to talk like that back in the 1960s. But then we phrased it as "some of my best friends are black." No one had black friends back then. And you most certainly don't have any hippie friends.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on March 03, 2017, 01:53:06 PM
Some of the best people I know are hippies. I won't have you using that term as a slur.

"Some of the best people I know are hippies."

We used to talk like that back in the 1960s. But then we phrased it as "some of my best friends are black." No one had black friends back then. And you most certainly don't have any hippie friends.

Oh great...A hippie denier.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: lubbarin on March 03, 2017, 09:26:45 PM
Some of the best people I know are hippies. I won't have you using that term as a slur.

"Some of the best people I know are hippies."

We used to talk like that back in the 1960s. But then we phrased it as "some of my best friends are black." No one had black friends back then. And you most certainly don't have any hippie friends.

Oh great...A hippie denier.
A hippie skeptic.
Poisoning the well is not a good look, dude
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on July 30, 2017, 09:16:36 AM
Poisoning the well is not a good look, dude

My entire family died from drinking poisoned well water. You owe me an apology!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Henning on July 30, 2017, 10:59:56 AM
MY entire family died of thirst. They would have killed for poisoned well-water.
Now who is owed an apology?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Redamare on July 30, 2017, 05:59:17 PM
Someone killed my family over poisoned well water you insensitive bastard!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Friendly Angel on July 30, 2017, 09:14:23 PM
My family makes a living producing poison chemicals, butthead.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on July 31, 2017, 10:45:47 AM
My family makes a living producing poison chemicals, butthead.

Some people, including total homosexuals, like butts. Your need to turn a simple body part into a slur is offensive and demeaning to ass lovers and total homosexuals.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Andrew Clunn on July 31, 2017, 02:22:01 PM
Gee thanks for that mental image of Schrödinger's butt sex. (http://rationalia.com/forum/images/smilies/puke.gif)
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on July 31, 2017, 02:40:22 PM
Gee thanks for that mental image of Schrödinger's butt sex. (http://rationalia.com/forum/images/smilies/puke.gif)

You think evoking Schrödinger's name makes you smart? HA!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on August 02, 2017, 02:21:38 PM
You think evoking Schrödinger's name makes you smart? HA!

You think you're so worldly with your two little dots over the "o" there?

Lean how to speak American, asshole!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on August 02, 2017, 02:58:20 PM
Typical American thinking they own the English language and no one else could possible speak as eloquently at them.
"Ain't I right Y'All?"
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on August 04, 2017, 11:14:46 AM
Hey now, "y'all" is a legitimate contraction that serves a unique and much-needed purpose in the English language, fuckwit!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on August 04, 2017, 11:16:39 AM
Wow, that is the best insult you could come up with? Your mother would be so proud. Or is she also your cousin?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on August 04, 2017, 11:17:24 AM
Don't malign the country folk!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on August 04, 2017, 11:46:31 AM
Are you trying to limit my freedom of speech? I thought you were a true American with the union jack in your truck by the gun rack. Gotta exercise both your amended rights because that is as high as you can count without counting your cousins 6th toe.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on August 04, 2017, 12:17:55 PM
You take that back! My cousin only has four toes!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Friendly Angel on August 04, 2017, 12:21:33 PM
My cousin lost a leg when a 4-toed driver ran a stop sign and hit her in the crosswalk.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on August 04, 2017, 12:28:22 PM
My cousin lost a leg when a 4-toed driver ran a stop sign and hit her in the crosswalk.

Pathetic the way you use your relative's tragedy to advance your own agenda of hate.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on August 08, 2017, 05:42:18 PM
You think you know something about hate?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Friendly Angel on August 08, 2017, 06:02:55 PM
Every time you post your puerile pabulum I throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on August 08, 2017, 08:31:26 PM
Well that's just disgusting.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on August 09, 2017, 09:49:17 AM
Well that's just disgusting.

HEY! They could have a legitimate medical condition! What in the hell is wrong with you!?!?!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on August 09, 2017, 10:24:23 AM
This is like arguing with a sockpuppet. All you are going to do is contradict with very little thought. What is the point of arguing? Don't you have a point to make? Let's see some citation and logical support.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: petrolpetal on August 09, 2017, 10:31:48 AM
You are so anal. Citation this; reference that. Who has the time?Whats wrong with going with intuition?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on August 09, 2017, 11:26:53 AM
You are so anal. Citation this; reference that. Who has the time?Whats wrong with going with intuition?

The hallmark of a pedant is the use of a semi-colon. You think you're better than the rest of us?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on August 09, 2017, 02:26:44 PM
"Semi-colon" is a microaggressive dogwhistle term used for mocking the victims of colostomy.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Friendly Angel on August 09, 2017, 02:40:28 PM
God, what is with all the butt references today?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on August 09, 2017, 02:46:18 PM
God, what is with all the butt references today?

anal fascist!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on August 09, 2017, 02:52:47 PM
Why does everybody always pick on the poor fascists?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Tofu on September 19, 2017, 08:55:30 AM
Why does everybody always pick on the poor fascists?

I think you meant to say the 'not-yet-rich' fascists, you classist.  >:(
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Jeremy's Sea on September 19, 2017, 02:14:25 PM
Oh look at the prole coming to crap on us for working hard to earn our living.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on September 20, 2017, 08:37:21 AM
Oh look at the prole coming to crap on us for working hard to earn our living.

Virtue signaling is so Obama era.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on September 20, 2017, 10:15:29 AM
Oh look at the prole coming to crap on us for working hard to earn our living.

Virtue signaling is so Obama era.

What you got against Obama you Rethuglican?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on September 20, 2017, 10:42:42 AM

Virtue signaling is so Obama era.

What you got against Obama you Rethuglican?

I've got 2 black friends. You? Thought not.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Jaloopa on September 20, 2017, 10:47:57 AM
Wow, racist much? They're more than the colour of their skin
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on September 20, 2017, 11:43:29 AM
I hate it when people try to turn adjectives into verbs. Learn proper grammar!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Friendly Angel on September 20, 2017, 12:13:19 PM
Typical Nazi to respond to racism with grammar twaddle.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on September 21, 2017, 08:23:05 AM
Typical Nazi to respond to racism with grammar twaddle.

I've got two friends who died in concentration camps. You? Thought not.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on September 21, 2017, 08:42:16 AM
If they died how could they be your friends? Did you just make that up to try and repeat the same "I have black friend" argument with even less taste. Maybe put a little more thought into your rebuttal next time.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on September 21, 2017, 12:18:18 PM
put a little more thought into your rebuttal

Such language. Well I never!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Morvis13 on September 21, 2017, 01:29:31 PM
Never what? actually thought about your reply? Don't bother to put any effort in your feign offence.
Maybe actually think about a good argument before you start getting your hackles up.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on September 21, 2017, 05:59:50 PM
Hackles?

Well "hackle" THIS, you ignorant boor!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: D4M10N on September 21, 2017, 06:53:32 PM
My proud Boorish ancestors would be furious.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Jeremy's Sea on September 21, 2017, 08:09:28 PM
Boor of Venice, eh? A slippery and subtle knave. You rise to play and go to bed to work.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Friendly Angel on September 21, 2017, 08:19:08 PM
You rise to play and go to bed to work.

Are you calling me a prostitute?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Tofu on September 22, 2017, 02:12:23 AM
You rise to play and go to bed to work.

Are you calling me a prostitute?

Do i look like your butler? Make your own damn calls.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on September 22, 2017, 09:13:48 AM
Do i look like your butler? Make your own damn calls.

Oh, serving a human being is so low to you that it offends you? You wouldn't be able to function as a citizen if it weren't for the mind numbing work service people do for you before you even get out of your precious bed, you elitist twat.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on September 22, 2017, 10:35:32 AM
So now you think there's something wrong with twats? If it weren't for a twat you wouldn't even be here.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on September 22, 2017, 10:39:47 AM
So now you think there's something wrong with twats? If it weren't for a twat you wouldn't even be here.

No one asks to be born!!!!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on March 08, 2020, 12:46:22 PM
Life is a gift, you ingrate!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: Noisy Rhysling on March 08, 2020, 01:54:20 PM
Mr. Albert, your hall is full of holes!!!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on March 09, 2020, 07:46:41 AM
Mr. Albert, your hall is full of holes!!!

Some people are lucky to even have a single room to live in. How dare you take an item of privilege (hall ownership) and turn it into a object of derision.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: John Albert on March 27, 2020, 04:16:04 AM
Like we need another white male lecturing us all about privilege!
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on March 27, 2020, 10:56:11 AM
Your virtual signaling in your profile icon is beyond eye roll worthy.
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: drwfishesman on March 29, 2020, 09:20:19 AM
Your virtual signaling in your profile icon is beyond eye roll worthy.

I am offended by your use of virtual signalling, because what the hell is virtual signalling?
Title: Re: Pretend to be offended by the person above you
Post by: mindme on March 30, 2020, 09:18:12 AM
Your virtual signaling in your profile icon is beyond eye roll worthy.

I am offended by your use of virtual signalling, because what the hell is virtual signalling?

I'm insulted by your own profile icon. People of non-typical height are not objects for your amusement or fetishization.