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Title: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Ishmael on August 08, 2019, 10:34:00 PM
I am a big fan of ghodawful cinema.  While others like to sit through multiple showings of Bruce Willis in The Fifth Element, I would rather watch Bruce Willis in Hudson Hawk over and over again.  I will skip past a showing of Roadhouse if Brainsmasher-A Love Story is available, and I will ignore Star Wars if I have a chance to see Space Truckers or Ice Pirates.  On the day Megaforce is available On Demand I will throw one hell of a party.
So, what are the B(C, D) movies you can't get enough of?   ;D
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: daniel1948 on August 08, 2019, 11:29:00 PM
If I enjoy a movie enough to want to watch it, I consider it a good movie, even if it's stupid and lacks production values. I recently mentioned Tank Girl in the other movie thread. It is one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen. And it was wonderful. It is a great movie in spite of being stupid.

One of my favorite movies is The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. The makers set out to make a grade B movie, but what they ended up making was brilliant.

So I don't watch gawdawful movies. I watch good movies that are sometimes unconventional. I don't think I've seen any of the movies you mention as ghodawful.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Desert Fox on August 09, 2019, 02:52:30 AM
Deathrace 2000
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: arthwollipot on August 11, 2019, 10:20:49 PM
Dungeons and Dragons.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Ron Obvious on August 12, 2019, 03:12:06 PM
Hawk the Slayer (1980 or so)

Fantasy schlock from the late disco era, featuring Jack Palance chewing the scenery in a particular Jack Palancy sort of way, a cameo by a surprisingly svelte Andy Dalziel, a giant that's all of 6'2", an unshaven elf, and a "Tolkien does Disco" soundtrack that's actually quite terrific.  Did I mention the fully-automatic crossbow or was that in another film?

It ought to be awful, but for some reason I rather enjoyed it.  It helps to have low expectations.

Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: amysrevenge on August 12, 2019, 03:33:11 PM
Hawk the Slayer (1980 or so)

Fantasy schlock from the late disco era, featuring Jack Palance chewing the scenery in a particular Jack Palancy sort of way, a cameo by a surprisingly svelte Andy Dalziel, a giant that's all of 6'2", an unshaven elf, and a "Tolkien does Disco" soundtrack that's actually quite terrific.  Did I mention the fully-automatic crossbow or was that in another film?

It ought to be awful, but for some reason I rather enjoyed it.  It helps to have low expectations.

OK I need this in my life right now.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Morvis13 on August 12, 2019, 03:44:35 PM
Deathrace 2000

Don't watch the remakes.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Ron Obvious on August 12, 2019, 04:31:15 PM
OK I need this in my life right now.

I hope I haven't oversold it...
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: superdave on August 12, 2019, 04:39:11 PM
Earth Girls Are Easy
What a weird and wonderful movie.   
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Ishmael on August 12, 2019, 04:55:07 PM
I don't know which movie series i like better: Tremors, or Puppet Master.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: bimble on August 12, 2019, 04:57:23 PM
Deathrace 2000

Don't watch the remakes.

You're hoping that he's not talking about the remakes!  :laugh:
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: arthwollipot on August 12, 2019, 08:01:04 PM
Hawk the Slayer (1980 or so)

Fantasy schlock from the late disco era, featuring Jack Palance chewing the scenery in a particular Jack Palancy sort of way, a cameo by a surprisingly svelte Andy Dalziel, a giant that's all of 6'2", an unshaven elf, and a "Tolkien does Disco" soundtrack that's actually quite terrific.  Did I mention the fully-automatic crossbow or was that in another film?

It ought to be awful, but for some reason I rather enjoyed it.  It helps to have low expectations.

OK I need this in my life right now.

I can second this recommendation, though it has been literally decades since I last saw it.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Morvis13 on August 12, 2019, 08:16:00 PM
Starship troopers. I have all 3 on DVD.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: wastrel on August 12, 2019, 10:44:28 PM
Starship troopers. I have all 3 on DVD.

The first one is hardly a bad movie.  I haven't seen the other two.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Ah.hell on August 13, 2019, 10:20:47 AM
I do like both Ice Pirates and Tank Girl.

The original tremors was a good movie so does not deserve placement in this thread.

As a rule Paul Verhoven makes bad movies then claims they were satire; Total Recal, Starship Troopers, Show Girls, and Basic Instinct were all bad movies. 

But, he does merit mention on this list.  Flesh and Blood is an absurd medieval sword and.....other stuff semi-fantasy.

Also with Ruger Hauer, Blood of Heroes.  One of the few enjoyable post-mad max post-apocalypse action thrillers.

Battle Field Earth was not nearly as bad as folks thought.

Zardoz is mesmerizing, if only for Connery in a red bikini thing.


Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Morvis13 on August 13, 2019, 10:55:57 AM
Starship troopers. I have all 3 on DVD.

The first one is hardly a bad movie.  I haven't seen the other two.

The franchise really goes down hill and the trilogy is an acquired taste. I recommend altered states of consciousness. 

Also on the bad movie list you can't get enough of would be any Troma property.

Has anyone seen The Story of Ricky Oh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtHe4d-dIgg
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: superdave on August 13, 2019, 11:41:33 AM
I do like both Ice Pirates and Tank Girl.

The original tremors was a good movie so does not deserve placement in this thread.

As a rule Paul Verhoven makes bad movies then claims they were satire; Total Recal, Starship Troopers, Show Girls, and Basic Instinct were all bad movies. 

But, he does merit mention on this list.  Flesh and Blood is an absurd medieval sword and.....other stuff semi-fantasy.

Also with Ruger Hauer, Blood of Heroes.  One of the few enjoyable post-mad max post-apocalypse action thrillers.

Battle Field Earth was not nearly as bad as folks thought.

Zardoz is mesmerizing, if only for Connery in a red bikini thing.
I watched about 10 minutes of Basic Instinct ( I was 13).  Is it not worth watching the rest?
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Ah.hell on August 13, 2019, 04:43:12 PM
I watched about 10 minutes of Basic Instinct ( I was 13).  Is it not worth watching the rest?
Only if you are thirteen and its before the internet. 
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: seamas on August 13, 2019, 05:28:55 PM
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

A bad movie that seems to have a plot from two different movies joined together in the middle.
But it's a Russ Meyers movie, so the actresses have, you know.., big ones.

It was made in 1970 and the fashion is just so of that time. The main character is part of an all female rock band --When I first saw this the first thing I thought of was live action Josie and the Pussycats.  It seemed to be made in that small 18 month window where guys wore knotted neckerchiefs under the collar--not quite an ascot, not quite a tie.

Screenplay by Roger Ebert.

Plus it features Charles Napier, the guy who played the greatest goddamned Star Trek character of all time, brother.
If that isn't all, those big ones I mentioned earlier?
They get busted out of those clothes. A lot.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: superdave on August 13, 2019, 07:08:03 PM
Gosh how could I forget weekend at bernie's. What a stupid fucking movie.
Oh and Spaceballs, which I love and fully admit is terrible.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: arthwollipot on August 13, 2019, 07:40:21 PM
Tank Girl was not a bad movie!
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: daniel1948 on August 14, 2019, 11:48:58 AM
Gosh how could I forget weekend at bernie's. What a stupid fucking movie.
Oh and Spaceballs, which I love and fully admit is terrible.

Weekend at Bernie's was a brilliant movie! Spaceballs was a terrible movie whose only good point was Rick Moranis, and I have no interest in watching it again. The Winnebago was stupid and Mel Brooks wasn't even funny.

Tank Girl was not a bad movie!

Tank Girl is a solid 10/10. It's an incredibly stupid movie, but a wonderful movie.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Captain Video on August 14, 2019, 12:35:38 PM
Weekend at Bernie's 10/10

What a brilliant movie.

There is a guy who cosplays Bernie at Dragon con and lets people move him around, I always place my business cards in his hand for others to grab as they walk by.  >:D
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Ah.hell on August 14, 2019, 12:46:28 PM
Weekend at Bernies is only remarkable in that it got made.  Thoroughly mediocre moving from a ridiculous premise. 

Mel Brooks has not been funny since the early 80s.  A bit of an exaggeration but Spaceballs, Men in Tights, And Dracula are all just bad.  Bad drama and bad action can at least still be funny, but bad comedy is just boring. 
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: superdave on August 14, 2019, 01:14:28 PM
Weekend at Bernies is only remarkable in that it got made.  Thoroughly mediocre moving from a ridiculous premise. 

Mel Brooks has not been funny since the early 80s.  A bit of an exaggeration but Spaceballs, Men in Tights, And Dracula are all just bad.  Bad drama and bad action can at least still be funny, but bad comedy is just boring.

I dont disagree but there is a big dropoff from Spaceballs --> Men in Tights --> Dracula. Dracula is damn near unwatchable.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: seamas on August 14, 2019, 01:59:19 PM
Weekend at Bernies is only remarkable in that it got made.  Thoroughly mediocre moving from a ridiculous premise. 

Mel Brooks has not been funny since the early 80s.  A bit of an exaggeration but Spaceballs, Men in Tights, And Dracula are all just bad.  Bad drama and bad action can at least still be funny, but bad comedy is just boring.

Mel Brooks movies live or die based on the cast, imho.
When he has those actors like Gene Wilder, Cloris Leachman and/or Madeline Kahn they make the (bad) jokes come alive. They seem to "get" the whole thing better.

The later movies suffer imho because the actors seem to be imitating the earlier movies. John Candy is funny, but always seems more suited to the sctv/snl humor than the Mel Brooks humor.
I think Brooks was also sort of re-treading and almost doing parody of himself.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: daniel1948 on August 14, 2019, 02:09:09 PM
Weekend at Bernies is only remarkable in that it got made.  Thoroughly mediocre moving from a ridiculous premise. 

Like any fantasy, one must suspend disbelief before one can enjoy it. The premise is silly. It's a great movie.

I find that I cannot suspend disbelief for time travel, FTL travel, or space aliens who look almost exactly like us and speak English. For some reason I have no trouble suspending disbelief for vampires, werewolves, zombies, most sorts of superheroes, and flying kung fu masters. I'm also intolerant of fantasy presented with sciency-sounding quasi-explanations, but I'm fine with fantasy that's just fantasy.

Weekend at Bernies is a kind of zombie comedy, so I have no problems with it. In fact, this discussion has made me put it on my NetFlix queue again.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: seamas on August 14, 2019, 02:43:28 PM
I think the think about Weekend at Bernies, for me was it was mildly amusing, had a couple well placed visual gags, etc.

I also recall seeing it during the summer, I was about the same age as the actors and had gone out to the Hamptons a couple times to party that summer, so there is a sort of familiarity for me.

Plus my buddy and I were dragging a corpse around and hooking up. Ah, memories.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Ah.hell on August 14, 2019, 03:55:52 PM
I dont disagree but there is a big dropoff from Spaceballs --> Men in Tights --> Dracula. Dracula is damn near unwatchable.
After I posted this, I checked his wiki page, the intenet largely agrees.  His rotten tomatoes scores are 90s through 1975.  When High Anxiety and Silent Movie at 80 and 75 percent.  Then:

History of the World, Pt 1.   62%
Spaceballs                         54%
Robin Hood: Men in Tights  48%
Dracula: Just Dead             11%

In between spaceballs and robin hood is a movie called, "Live Stinks" at 11%. I don't think I'd heard of it prior to now. 


@Daniel, its a curious thing what causes suspension of disbelief to be broken.  I agree with you regarding fantasy as Sci Fi except the FTL and Space Aliens that look human.  Though space aliens having sex with or worse yet actually producing young with humans, always breaks my suspension of disbelief.  Time travel is fine as long as its done well which is really really hard to do well. 

The thing about weekend at bernies is that it wasn't really a zombie movie.  It was a somewhat realistic universe except nobody noticed the dead body.   That just didn't work for me.   Like I said, curious what breaks suspension of disbelief for some folks. 

Now, back to my real point.  You can't have a good bad comedy because bad fiction is only good when it fails in a funny way.   If its funny then comedy hasn't failed.  Thus, failed comedy can only be bad. 
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: daniel1948 on August 14, 2019, 07:18:17 PM
Time travel cannot work once you've internalized the fact that the concept itself has no meaning. It simply, factually, does not mean anything to travel faster than light because, as Monty Python correctly puts it, the speed of light is the fastest speed there is. Also, there is no such thing as the "same" time in two widely-separated places. Thus "real-time" communication cannot happen across large distances. The only way these things can work for me in fiction is just to call it fantasy.

Dr. Who works because the tardis is really just a magic box. I can enjoy it as fantasy. OTOH, Star Trek insists on presenting itself as advanced science.

Bernie is a zombie because he gets up and walks around. But he's the Vudu style of zombie, raised by a magic ritual ceremony, rather than the infectious brain-eating zombie introduced in Night of the Living Dead. It works for me because the one unreal element is presented as magic. I can suspend disbelief of magic.

I can tolerate FTL travel when it's either silly enough to be amusing (as in HGttG) or the whole thing is a spoof (as in Galaxy Quest).
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: drproximo on August 14, 2019, 07:51:04 PM
Howard the Duck.

By the way, Howard was at the finale battle in Avengers Endgame. http://imgur.com/gallery/9NZlZlm
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: CarbShark on August 14, 2019, 10:48:17 PM
Howard the Duck.

By the way, Howard was at the finale battle in Avengers Endgame. http://imgur.com/gallery/9NZlZlm
I saw that opening night.

There wasn’t a dry seat in the house.


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Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: CarbShark on August 14, 2019, 10:49:21 PM
“1941,” Spielberg’s first flop.

Loved it


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Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: CarbShark on August 14, 2019, 10:50:22 PM
“Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia”.


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Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: drproximo on August 15, 2019, 03:27:51 AM


I saw that opening night.

Howard, or Endgame? I almost never see movies on the opening night because I hate crowds and I don't mind spoilers, but I saw Endgame on opening night, it was too big to miss. I didn't get into Howard until it was on the movie channel.

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There wasn’t a dry seat in the house.

If you're talking about Endgame, I assume you meant "dry eye", as in everyone was crying. If you're talking about Howard, then I guess you mean everyone peed themselves laughing. Either way, I get ya.

Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: CarbShark on August 15, 2019, 01:24:38 PM


I saw that opening night.

Howard, or Endgame? I almost never see movies on the opening night because I hate crowds and I don't mind spoilers, but I saw Endgame on opening night, it was too big to miss. I didn't get into Howard until it was on the movie channel.

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There wasn’t a dry seat in the house.

If you're talking about Endgame, I assume you meant "dry eye", as in everyone was crying. If you're talking about Howard, then I guess you mean everyone peed themselves laughing. Either way, I get ya.

Howard the Duck, no it's an old vaudeville joke about how a movie bores an audience. Haven't  seen Endgame

Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: superdave on August 15, 2019, 01:30:52 PM
I think howard the duck is an ok movie for about 40 minutes but once the mad scientist subplot kicks in gear it falls apart.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Ishmael on August 15, 2019, 01:41:56 PM
I will watch Xanadu as often as I can.
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: Desert Fox on August 15, 2019, 01:59:55 PM
Deathrace 2000

Don't watch the remakes.

You're hoping that he's not talking about the remakes!  :laugh:

How about Deathrace 2050 :)
Actually it is the same campy fun pointing out politics and society.
"Tammy the Terrorist."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eui7VGjeAVA
Title: Re: What are the bad movies you just can't get enough of?
Post by: drproximo on August 15, 2019, 02:02:02 PM
I will watch Xanadu as often as I can.
This is strange, I could have sworn that I recently got an "recently added" email from Tubi TV listing Xanadu as one of the titles, but when I checked the app it's not there (and it's not on Netflix either, so I don't know what email I'm remembering). I haven't seen it yet so I remember when I got the email I was thinking I should check it out soon.