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Re: Futurama Quotes!
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2012, 10:55:27 PM »
I giggle into near hysteria over all of the "Fry's lower horn" gags every time.
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Re: Futurama Quotes!
« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2012, 09:20:08 PM »
Bender: Dying sucks butt. How do you living beings cope with mortality?

Leela: Violent outbursts.

Amy: General sluttiness.

Fry: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!
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Re: Futurama Quotes!
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2012, 12:18:06 PM »
Frank posted this on the last page, but it's worth repeating. It kills me every time.

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Farnsworth; "But, as Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason. Also, eat plenty of oatmeal and animals never had a war. Who's the real animals?"

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Re: Futurama Quotes!
« Reply #33 on: March 14, 2012, 02:03:33 AM »
Hi, I'm Andy Warhol, and you're some kind of...marvelous lobster man.

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Re: Futurama Quotes!
« Reply #34 on: March 14, 2012, 02:25:37 AM »
Farnsworth; "But, as Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason. Also, eat plenty of oatmeal and animals never had a war. Who's the real animals?"

Oh man, too perfect!
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That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence. -- Hitchens.

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Re: Futurama Quotes!
« Reply #35 on: March 14, 2012, 05:13:38 AM »
Professor Farnsworth: I had intended to unveil a beautiful stone memorial today. But, due to the recent tragedy, I humbly ask you to join me in a simple prayer.

Crowd: Boo!

Professor Farnsowrth:  No refunds! Shut up and bow your heads! Oh, mighty Isis...

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Re: Futurama Quotes!
« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2012, 01:37:12 PM »
"Do you have any better hostages?", as said through a bullhorn of course.
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Re: Futurama Quotes!
« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2012, 12:00:11 PM »
Hobo1: "Let's give a friendly welcome to this new robo."
Bender: "What did you call me?!"
Hobo2: "A Robo. You know ... a robot hobo."
Bender: "Oh, ok, I thought you said romo."

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Re: Futurama Quotes!
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2012, 04:38:10 PM »


missing the "I'M RUINED" at the end...
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Re: Futurama Quotes!
« Reply #39 on: March 23, 2012, 05:04:23 PM »
I can't believe no one has mentioned:

Man in Lab Coat: "I have a degree in homeopathic medicine."
Announcement Robot: "You have a degree in baloney!"


And then there's:

Brannigan: "Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love; hard and fast!"

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Re: Futurama Quotes!
« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2012, 06:10:03 PM »
This thread needs more Zapp!
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Re: Futurama Quotes!
« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2012, 10:43:06 PM »
Zapp; "Mr. President, what the hell?"

 

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