While disagreeing with you on most individual points... real recognize real... I liked that line about crashing the country then bragging about the ratings. That was nice. Hrm... farts... ok...
"memory of a bad dream after some bad booze, tapped "snooze", spat shoes, haz-mat suits..." That's a nice sequence too. And I liked the delivery of "get gone." Got any more? You said sometimes... that suggests there is more...